Looking for DISCREET Sugar Mommy will fulfil all wishes, preferably something repeated and not just one nighter, give us time to explore every avenue, my ideal would be a nice 8 hour session beginning with a decent shower and ending with one, hopefully sore and blissed right out... now on for the comedy !

Discreet, filthy, hard n dry specialist...lol, just give me utter filth !!!a)you are not a nutter, stalker, bunny boiler, psychopath, socipath etc.

b)you are who you say you are ie you're not a 14 year old boy with his mates taking the piss on the internet.

c)you are discreet 100% as My Job is Professional

d)you are clean D & D free

e)you are a real woman with real hair teeth etc or just great at sucking

f)you have always been a woman or have always liked dressing up as one

g)you are able to string two sentences together

h)you dont mind my off the wall sense of humour

i)you are polite (obviously if you dont reply to my messages I consider you not to be so. I will reply to all messages even if it is just to say no.

j) My name's Gym! Want to pump up some muscle?! if not do it anyway, thanks

k)you are aware of the aphrodisiac properties of rice krispies

l)you dont drop litter, especially out of cars, hate people (usually with clean cars)who do that

m)you have nice feet (like feet)you will get a foot massage should you qualify

n)you are not arrogant, you respect others for what they are and do not judge

o)you realise that sex is merely another form of communication between two or more people and that its the same as having a conversation. Looking for bright intelligent conversationalists with something to say.

p)your head and limb count add up to 5 -see q

q)you declare all prosthetics, surgical appliances etc inc glass eyes, wooden legs (see r ), falsies etc

r)eye patches allowed (ala gabrielle) but not accompioned by wooden leg and or parrot. Strictly no piracy allowed not to be confused with pilates

s)You must not be ageist. The sexiest people are often mature and there are some very sexy people on this site!!!

t)You like to flirt. Who doesn't

u)You are able to take a step back from what you are doing and laugh at how ridiculous life is but love it for what it is

v)you must not be a "grown up" in the head

w)you must be able to laugh at yourself

x)being able to sort my emoticons out a bonus

y)you dont want to inflict pain or have pain inflicted by me. No watersports and definitely no deficating.

z)furthermore you must like to be made to orgasm until 100% exhausted and/or too sore :p

Other than that just a good all round sexy lady.

Can meet in evenings but requires planning.

Daytimes possible.

Distance possible but again needs planning

Can accommodate

If you like the above get in touch.

As one of my friends says "Its good to talk"

As I say "Its good to listen"

Be good everybody

and if you cant be good be careful

Thank you and good nite

xxxxxxxall information above subject to change at the drop of a hat...

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