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4 Mar 2005

I tend to only have the one, but it is usualy very intense and I am very noisy!
We usually end up rolling around with laughter after that cos the dog always starts howling when I cum. Think he likes to join in the sound effects!
Anyway it tends to kill the desire to carry on.
God knows what the neighbours must think redface

redface

Lydia xx

2 Mar 2005

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ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive ( of course !),
vivacious, impulsive( yep, thats me), demanding( NO Never), does not care for
criticism, ambitious, intelligent(def.) , talented(yup), likes to
play with fate(ooo how did they know that), can be egotistic, very reliable and
trustworthy(thats me alright), faithful and prudent lover(always), sometimes
brains rule over the heart(you mean I got some?), but takes partnership very
seriously.
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Lydia xx

1 Mar 2005

]"bikerdave"]:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
nobody wants me. :cry: :cry: :cry: what is wrong with me. :cry: :cry: am i freek.

I'd have you Dave, but as I am a newbie, that would defeat the purpose...wouldn't it?
Maybe I could adopt the bike confused

confused

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Lydia xx

1 Mar 2005

"celicacy:- bachelorhood,chastity,self restraint,purity,virginity,spinsterhood"
:censored: :censored: :censored:
er....should that word even be allowed on SH ?????????
Lydia xx

1 Mar 2005

Not London sad

sad

but not far away biggrin

biggrin

Do I feel a southern munch coming ??
Lydia xx

1 Mar 2005

Hi Ms naughty
wave

wave

Lydia xx

1 Mar 2005

wave

Hello !! Have fun!!
Lydia xx

1 Mar 2005

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Not a chance, not a clue, it would be easier if people just wrote it on thier forehead (I would probally miss that as well).

Sums me up as well
Was followed around a shop yesterday by sexy looking bloke. Thought great my lucks in!!
Turned out he was a store detective ! confused

confused

Lydia xx

1 Mar 2005

As a 'mature' newbie, I must say that I like the thought of being mentored.
I agree that it is up to us to make the effort to get to know peeps and become known, and should expect to be ignored if we don't. But it is sometimes nice to know that there is someone there just to say Hi and answer stupid questions etc. Personally speaking I have had a couple of really nice PM's but I am a littled worried about being seen to harass someone who has taken the time to say welcome.
Oh well thats my view anyway.
Available for adoption !!
Lydia xx

27 Feb 2005

Hi lovebear69
We are new as well and it can be a little frustrating trying to get known especially when you see all the fun thats going on! Seems everyone but you had a good time last night doesn't it.
But when you think about it, it does make you feel safe in this group, that they are really picky about who they welcome into the inner circle. They seem a really super crowd and like you I can't wait to be accepted. But wait I will cos I would be really worried about getting to know groups whe let 'anyone' in.
After all if its worth having its worth waiting for.
Get known and have fun and hope to join you in the 'familly' sometime soon
Lydia xx

26 Feb 2005

oh !!! now I understand.
Thanks for clarifying this Tania lol

lol

:lol:
Lydia xx

26 Feb 2005

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For something different, may I recommend good old Colgate toothpaste? Applied in the right parts, it can cause an intense sensation without being damaging as Ralgex or other muscle warming creams.
And in case you are not sure how to use Colgate, try rubbing a bit on the tip of a dildo before inserting it into an anus....

Hang on a minute!! :!:
Is this the same Tania who was decrying the use of baby wipes on another thread ?? confused

confused

Can she please explain to me why my tender baby wiped arse is now on fire !!!!! :shock:
Although I have to admit it has got a big grin on its face but me 'ring' of confidence must have slipped, can't find it anywhere :wink:
Lydia xx

25 Feb 2005

Couldn't agree more with this thread.
Nutrition is a disgrace in this country.
Food scares would not affect anyone if we all ate good fresh produce.
Why eat so called convenience food when there is nothing faster than a baked potatoe , an omellete or a plate of pasta with a few fresh ingredients thrown in.
And no, fresh food is not expensive if you used markets and shop carefully.
I am no killjoy and I think the odd 'rubbish' meal is fine and dandy as long as it is an occasional treat
Lydia xx

25 Feb 2005

A kiss goodbye along with tea in an insulated mug with lid, so its still hot in case i go back to sleep!!
And on Friday mornings which is a bad day, I get a peeled orange and 2 cubes of chocolate with my tea !!
God I love that man biggrin

biggrin

:D
Lydia xx

25 Feb 2005

Agree that kids shouldn't be encouraged to scive off school for any reason.
but when they are younger, and it is not so important, I well remember how much we enjoyed the odd 'stolen' day.
weekends are always so busy that often it is hard to find quality time with them.
Its this quality time that keeps the openness love and communication going that is an important part of growing up and maybe helps prevent the out of control little buggers that we are all to familiar with now ?
Lydia xx

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
Best to stick a finger or 2 inside before hand to check for any suprises!
Baby wipes on a finger also make sure everything is clean.

No way! Baby wipes can cause irritation as can any lotions or oily lubricants. Let's not get paranoid here or someone will soon suggest we use brushes!! LOL
One does not have dirt in there if one is regular. If one is worried, they should prepare their body a few days in advance by eating lots of grains, veg and fruit and drinking heaps of water to avoid constipation. A plain water body temperature enema also helps but that is advanced play and not at all necessary under normal circumstances.

Afraid I have to disagree on the baby wipe thing. If you look at the ingredients on your tube of KY and compare it with the ingredients in the wipes (the sensitive non fragranced type) I think you will find them comparable if not even in favour of the wipes.
Do agree however on other lotions and oily stuff. Baby oil in particular causes thrush in a lot of women. Something to do with upsetting the Ph balance.
Lydia

24 Feb 2005

Oh great !! Just another examlple of it being a man's world !!
So its ok to do oral on a man without protection as long as you only get the pre-cum
Its ok to do oral to conclusion if they use a condom
But we girls are a bad risk no matter what way you look at it ??
IT ISN'T FAIR
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sad

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24 Feb 2005

wave

welcome to the mad house
I agree with that !! I'm new too, and boy is it mad!1
But a lot of fun and laughs and a lot of warmth too
Welcome !!
Lydia xx

24 Feb 2005

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Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
references available on request
Chris
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Can I see yer references then Chris ?
Need all the tips I can get confused

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24 Feb 2005

I'm jealous !! I want snow !!!
All I got is wet stuff!! sad

sad

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Lydia xx

23 Feb 2005

Best to stick a finger or 2 inside before hand to check for any suprises!
Baby wipes on a finger also make sure everything is clean.
Most important is to relax especially first time and as everyone says ...loads of good lube!!
Also, if you are tense and nervous, it helps to bear down as though going to the loo. Helps relax the muscle
Above all enjoy it!!!
Lydia
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23 Feb 2005

My 20's ...when the body was still good
So long as I knew what I know now!!!
ohhhh all thosed missed years confused

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22 Feb 2005

I hate these addictive games......
320 and still trying!!
Who's going to explain to the hunter/gatherer that there is nothing to eat tonight ? :cry:

22 Feb 2005

Tempted Shloppy...very tempted !!
But bikerdave's looks more powerful!

22 Feb 2005

Love reading it too.
In the middle of Story of M at the moment.
Good stuff !!

22 Feb 2005

Unfortunately himselfs work commitments cuts down on our travel time. Roll on retirement !! lol

22 Feb 2005

nice chopper shloppy!!

22 Feb 2005

After recieving all your lovely messages off support, I thought it polite to introduce ourselves properly.
Ian is my gorgeous sexy other half and is working hard while I waste my time on the web!
We live on the Grand Union Canal. Yes I did mean on it! We live on our wonderfull narrowboat.
I look forward to getting to know you all
Lydia
xx

22 Feb 2005

It might be 53 years old but his bum is firm small and the cutest I have ever fondled !