Ok… so let’s start:

I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… I must confess I’m Polish (I know… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 6 years).

I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely don’t qualify to be Brad “Spit” neither (smile).

In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here:
* “Ok let’s give it a try”
* “To be honest, I don’t know”
* “I respect that”
* “J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either…

I live by myself, I pay my own rent and I wear socks that match. I am crazy, stupid, and charming.