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Quote by Lost
I`m thinking of posting in the dullards threads until I disappear up my own arse ...
Has anybody else tried this ?
Do you have any advice on timing etc. ?
I do so wish you would and as soon as you'd like
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Think I am with you there lost, it is beginning to sound like a vinyl record with a deep scratch on here at the moment.
Quote by chief-kaiser
it's obviuosly a sore point for you, fowr which i apologize.
Think I'll stick to being a dullard
Chief why do you feel the need to apologize for something you are quite happy about, just because someone else has a different opinion it does not mean they are right or indeed wrong, only think differently.
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge. So he stops and asks her, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
The biker did not want to appear insensitive, and yet he saw an
opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give
me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss
I've ever had! That's real talent you're wasting! You could be famous!
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
to jump off a bridge. So he stops and asks her, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
The biker did not want to appear insensitive, and yet he saw an
opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give
me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss
I've ever had! That's real talent you're wasting! You could be famous!
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
Just finished watching the last of this weekends games and I can only say that whilst England won, there is no way that they played to their maximum ability, having said that no man deserved man of the match more than toby flood.
Ireland were very lucky to win and great to see Italy upping their game.
As for France Scotland, incredible fast game and although they lost, what a performance from the scots against an incredible show of strength from the French, some great tries amid what was a fantastically entertaining game.
Lets hope the rest of the competition keeps the same level of excellence and look forward to the world cup (stock up on the wine
).
Ireland were very lucky to win and great to see Italy upping their game.
As for France Scotland, incredible fast game and although they lost, what a performance from the scots against an incredible show of strength from the French, some great tries amid what was a fantastically entertaining game.
Lets hope the rest of the competition keeps the same level of excellence and look forward to the world cup (stock up on the wine
). A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache."
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick ba$tard.”
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick ba$tard.”
Quote by Max777
The one thing that's guaranteed to put off anyone visiting this forum is posters constantly banging on about how things ain't what they used to be and how the place is going downhill. Can we please change the record?
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Could'nt agree more I have not been using the forum long but the constant moans are beginning to put me off
