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eddythefish
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
Bi-curious Female, 44
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Not sure why any oen would be interested in this but some one of unknown origin has broken our toilet door!
One moment it was fine next thing theres a bloody great split in it!
It is very bizarre!
Either we have ghosts or theres something unnataural afoot!
Does anyone have any ideas of how this could have happened?
And has anyone had any wierd things breaking in their homes?
Look i know this is a stupid thread but i'm realy confused right now :confused2:
One moment it was fine next thing theres a bloody great split in it!
It is very bizarre!
Either we have ghosts or theres something unnataural afoot!
Does anyone have any ideas of how this could have happened?
And has anyone had any wierd things breaking in their homes?
Look i know this is a stupid thread but i'm realy confused right now :confused2:
I AM I
Unveil your face
Take off your mask
And tell the world when they ask
I am I
And this is me
And if they laugh or if they shun
Stand up strong
And do not run
For
I am I
And this is me
Rain
What sorrow so great could make the sky mourn?
A teardrop precipitance clouds a joyful dawn
What hurt so deep turns colours grey?
Whose heart was broken to make this day?
As heavenly teardrops fall at my feet
In puddle they huddle
On lonely street
The Sun accepts its celestial defeat
In reflection of the mood in people I meet
The trees sway in funeral procession
A birds sweet song is tinged with depression
The grass grieves in a plaintive bow
To lament the loss it feels now
Does the sky know of my notion?
Can it read my mind and feel emotion?
Do the sombre clouds merely appear
Just to hide one lonely tear?
What sorrow so great could make the sky mourn?
A teardrop precipitance clouds a joyful dawn.
Both of these poems are intensely personal to me. i wrote them a long time ago but still say them out loud like mantas when i need to. i hope you like them.
Unveil your face
Take off your mask
And tell the world when they ask
I am I
And this is me
And if they laugh or if they shun
Stand up strong
And do not run
For
I am I
And this is me
Rain
What sorrow so great could make the sky mourn?
A teardrop precipitance clouds a joyful dawn
What hurt so deep turns colours grey?
Whose heart was broken to make this day?
As heavenly teardrops fall at my feet
In puddle they huddle
On lonely street
The Sun accepts its celestial defeat
In reflection of the mood in people I meet
The trees sway in funeral procession
A birds sweet song is tinged with depression
The grass grieves in a plaintive bow
To lament the loss it feels now
Does the sky know of my notion?
Can it read my mind and feel emotion?
Do the sombre clouds merely appear
Just to hide one lonely tear?
What sorrow so great could make the sky mourn?
A teardrop precipitance clouds a joyful dawn.
Both of these poems are intensely personal to me. i wrote them a long time ago but still say them out loud like mantas when i need to. i hope you like them.
We had a real tnorweign spruce once. we called it bruce the spruce... 
we got so attached to him we just couldn't burn it or take it to the dump we would have been murderers!
so with the help of some rooting powder and some premium new forest horse poo. we liberated bruce (set him loose in fact)
he did really well!
we went back three times to visit and he looked great!
me and louise would take a picnic and just sit by him to keep him company! :rose:
Then we went back a couple of weeks later some evil bastard of a park warden came along and cleared the whole area for "Heath Land Regeneration". : :taz:
not sure what the moral of this story is but thats my christmas tree anecdote anyway..
we got so attached to him we just couldn't burn it or take it to the dump we would have been murderers!
so with the help of some rooting powder and some premium new forest horse poo. we liberated bruce (set him loose in fact)
he did really well!
we went back three times to visit and he looked great!
me and louise would take a picnic and just sit by him to keep him company! :rose:
Then we went back a couple of weeks later some evil bastard of a park warden came along and cleared the whole area for "Heath Land Regeneration". : :taz:
not sure what the moral of this story is but thats my christmas tree anecdote anyway..
come closer.... come closer.............
haha i can see right up your nose!
or ((becoz i'm a fisherman))
the maggots finally got their revenge.
or ((its poetry time))
Cry for me not my tendor dears
for the years of pleasure for the years of tears.
For I can see what mattered now
no strangled smile no furrowed brow.
Smile with me as my sun goes down
my light has faded my leaves are brown.
Please shed not a lonsome tear.
i'm always with you i'm always near.
:upset: "sniff sniff"
haha i can see right up your nose!
or ((becoz i'm a fisherman))
the maggots finally got their revenge.
or ((its poetry time))
Cry for me not my tendor dears
for the years of pleasure for the years of tears.
For I can see what mattered now
no strangled smile no furrowed brow.
Smile with me as my sun goes down
my light has faded my leaves are brown.
Please shed not a lonsome tear.
i'm always with you i'm always near.
:upset: "sniff sniff"
Really?
hairy gonads? blimey!
my fuck friends loved it tho!
Yes i know you shoul donly do it for yourself but when Izzy wouldn't stop licking my balls it kinda made up my mind! :smitten:
i think from now on tho my mons ((is it still a mons in a bloke?)) will remain a hiary zone. as the save the rainforest fund keep on protesting everytime i pick up my razor!
hairy gonads? blimey!
my fuck friends loved it tho!
Yes i know you shoul donly do it for yourself but when Izzy wouldn't stop licking my balls it kinda made up my mind! :smitten:
i think from now on tho my mons ((is it still a mons in a bloke?)) will remain a hiary zone. as the save the rainforest fund keep on protesting everytime i pick up my razor!
I reasently shaved teh most intimate part of me! 
:D
at first it felt great ((had my hand down my pants at least twice again what i usually do))
THEN DISASTER!
bloody shaving rash! it looked like a had a terrible diisease! :scared:
can any one please tell me how to avoid this horrid red blotchyness again?
i need your help! :confused2:
:D at first it felt great ((had my hand down my pants at least twice again what i usually do))
THEN DISASTER!
bloody shaving rash! it looked like a had a terrible diisease! :scared:
can any one please tell me how to avoid this horrid red blotchyness again?
i need your help! :confused2:
lets face it. as long asy ou are comfortable t then abit of poo shouldn't really worry.......
always get rid of the johnny asap tho you don't want that on your bedside table in the morning. :eeek:
all that said its over rated ok its tight but u need to be so so careful it kinda takes the fun out of it!
One of those great on paper disapointing in practise jobs!
always get rid of the johnny asap tho you don't want that on your bedside table in the morning. :eeek:
all that said its over rated ok its tight but u need to be so so careful it kinda takes the fun out of it!
One of those great on paper disapointing in practise jobs!
It does seem everyones being abit cheesy with this one to me!
world peace? come on lets use imagination guys!
surely a better wish would be get rid of of idiot testorone filled morons that proliferate war in the first place... put a hippy in charge of the world and give free safe and sexy love to every one! porbelm solved!
<we all need more of this in our lives!
world peace? come on lets use imagination guys!
surely a better wish would be get rid of of idiot testorone filled morons that proliferate war in the first place... put a hippy in charge of the world and give free safe and sexy love to every one! porbelm solved!
<we all need more of this in our lives! Hi there evryone! guess what i'm new! :thrilled:
found this iste a throught it was great! altho have noticed that down here in dorst there doesn't seem to be alot of people doing this? i'm wondering why this is,
could it be that people up north are more liberated and down here they are all abit well old fashioned :!:
what do you lot think
:
found this iste a throught it was great! altho have noticed that down here in dorst there doesn't seem to be alot of people doing this? i'm wondering why this is,
could it be that people up north are more liberated and down here they are all abit well old fashioned :!:
what do you lot think
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