We were on holiday in Jamaica a couple of years ago and had been down by the pool drinking when one of the waiters we had been chatting to over the last week came over to see if we wanted anything, having had a few drinks i suggested he might have something my wife wanted, she got all sheepish and told me to shut up. I responded with don't worry mate was only joking you'd be way to much for her. My wife trying to save fac...