NO SINGLE MALES...

...this seems to be the way the majority of profiles begin, so why challenge the status quo?

For my crimes, I am a single male. That means I have a cock, two balls and it makes it about 1,000x more difficult to find any action on a swinging site. I'm not bitter, I'm perfectly happy with my sex and sexuality, but for all those who DON'T want a big hairy cock and balls getting in the way of their pre-planned all night sex fest, you best stay away from me, cause cock and balls is what I got to offer.

Well obviously, that's not ALL I have to offer. I mean, I'm a really sweet guy, or so I think. I've even got loads and loads of friends, some of whom, I even occasionally meet up with and actually talk to in REAL LIFE. Yeah, really, actual conversation between two people, sometimes three, sometimes even a WHOLE GROUP! Wow! I amaze myself, I really do...

Thing is I don't have sex with these people. That's where you come in. Yeah, you reading this profile. See, I'm willing to bet, seeing as you're perving through profiles on a swinging site, YOU are probably looking to have a shag or two betwixt the sheets as well, am I right?? Come on, you can tell me, don't be shy.

See I think sex is a truly beautiful thing. I really do, I'm not just saying that to get my end away, I really think it's beautiful. An incredible experience, between two people, (sometimes 3, 4, 5 or a few dozen), exchanging pleasurable experiences and seductions. You show me yours I'll show you mine, you suck mine I'll lick yours, you squeeze the bulbous buttplug up mine I'll slide the fabulous fister up yours etc etc

Ok the last one MAYBE not on a first date, but you see what I'm saying. Sex is one of the single greatest experiences there is between 2 people (or 3, 4 etc...see above). I would like too (safely) have a lot of it, and hopefully you do too.

I am often in chat, come and say hi! That’s what it's there for.

I'm willing to meet either single females or couples who want a man to join in. I like sex. I like blowjobs. I like naked-ness. You like these things too, no? If you do a mutual exchange can be arranged.

I'm a fairly big guy, not obese, but if you don't like at least one love handle (not that one!) then you should probably move on to one of the plentiful oiled studs that adorn the chatrooms and sites (there's loads of 'em. You ladies are spoilt!)