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fatman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
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Quote by rogerthedragon
Venus pops in, waiting to see
If it`s possible for a rhyme thread
To maintain diplomacy
It`s difficult to tell
When focus is on rhyming well
If the authors are somewhat weak
At communicating `tongue in cheek`
:uhoh:
Venusxxx
Look out, Venus has come in for a peek,
Dissention is what she does seek,
Everyone Hide!
Or go for a ride.
I'll distract her with my tongue in her cheek.
:twisted:
Tougue in her cheek?
Are you weak?
Make her sick
With a mouth full of.... :twisted:
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
By the way......welcome. Another nutter. Where do they all flock from I wonder......
Would have to agree Sunbunny, SH does seem to attract nutters with nothing better to do than sit in front of their PC reading SH forums............. :shock: :shock: :shock:
(Pink suddenly realises that she has just described herself :roll: )!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway a huge welcome to the forum fatman hope you enjoy it as much as myself and mr pink does
Thanx for the welcome. Nice picture :shock:
Quote by SunBunny
You say you're overweight but working on it....is that why you vomit so much?
Why don't you just eat less and shag more? Much easier and a hell of a lot more sociable.........
By the way......welcome. Another nutter. Where do they all flock from I wonder......
Funny thing is I don't eat much, I mean I would eat as much pussy as I could but it's just finding it.
A NUTTER me :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
Thank you Gary. Yes, something I'd like to know - are you also known as VWE Hampshire
Well, let's see. Married? Age? Interesting (read pervy) facts about yourself?
Bev
xx
VWE/ volkswagen enjoyer? Married no. 40. Interesting yes :twisted: 5"10 white medium sized vomiting vicar anymore?
Quote by da69ve
So now your saying previous partners have been shits........keep digging!
I guess I am. What would you call them if they did it to you?
:Well it hasn't happened to me........I've been with the same partner since i was seventeen and i'm thirty-five now and and i have alot of good mates anyway!
How can you make this first comment when you have been with the same partner all that time :?
Because i have been winding you up mate.....and you have past the test!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: how's been winding who Quote by warwick
Ok Fatman may not have chosen the most pc subject for this post but hey everyone makes mistakes
what he has done is remained polite throughout, apologised if he has upset anyone and not ranted at the unfairness of it all etc.
So I am certainly going to give him a fair chance
welcome fatman
( this is only my opinion so dont flay me for it please)
Thank you warwick I think you will find that I am a decent
bloke Quote by da69ve
So now your saying previous partners have been shits........keep digging!
I guess I am. What would you call them if they did it to you?
:Well it hasn't happened to me........I've been with the same partner since i was seventeen and i'm thirty-five now and and i have alot of good mates anyway!
How can you make this first comment when you have been with the same partner all that time :?
If anyone comes across it it was a Rolex Quote by Calista
LOLOLOl rubs the cream all over her body ..... most definitely a good idea of mine
It definitely needs licking off now
Best bit about cream horns is sticking your tongue in and scooping the cream out :shock: :shock:
Just like a walnut whip but you get to nibble the nut too
Quote by lucyuktv2
Whats so bad about Portsmouth. I've just moved here so please advise areas to stay away from. :confused:
anything south of the M275
kidding, it's lovelly really, and I'm flattered you moved here just to be near me :twisted:
The only place south of the M275 I go is B&Q
