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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Straight Female, 49
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There used to be a pub round our way called 'BJs'. Very popular with sailors. Burnt down in an insurance scam.
No big loss, I was only 14 at the time.
Back in the mid 80s I was in Edinburgh to see some band. Was in full goth mode then, all skinny with black spiky hair (those were the days lol ). Waiting at Waverley station for mates wearing my pvc breeks with a bandana tied to the belt loop above the right back pocket.
I just thought, 'Aren't people here really friendly'.
Obviously we didnt have the interweb in those days.
Quote by Meeko
I must admit I'm not looking forward to the film adaptation of Lee Child's Jack Reacher story. I love Reacher; he's a great character & the novels are, in my opinion, a cut above the average thriller. Reacher is a big, tough guy with an uncompromising moral code.
BUT (and it's a HUGE but!) the film will star Tom Cruise as Reacher. Could not be further from the character.
That's the problem I think: it's so hard for a film version to capture the way you imagine a novel's character is in your head.

Yeah I'm the same and love Lee Child's books but just cant see Tom Cruise (5'7") portraying Jack Reacher(6'5" and built like a brick shit-house) and pulling it off TBH dunno
I might be surprised but not holding my breath.
There was the same kind of outcry when Tom Cruise was cast as Lestat in 'Interview With A Vampire' but he pulled it off.
And what about Morgan Freeman as Red in 'The Shawshank Redemption'? Did a good job of the character who was a big Irishman in the book.
Quote by GnV
How do you know it wasn't me holding the hedgehog wink

there was no selotape wrapped round it :wink:
Almost spat my lager out there!
And watching lovers part, I feel you smiling
What glass splinters lie so deep in your mind
To tear out from your eyes, with a thought to stiffen brooding lies
And I'll only watch you leave me further behind

Reminds me so much some one.
And Im a Duranie!
Quote by tweeky
Do you know every winner of Strictly Come Dancing... without recourse to Google?!
wink

I am glad I do not smile
Who knows the second verse of the national anthem? I dont. <<<<<< ohh fook thats a song, naughty Tweeky :twisted:
That's this thread locked then!
Quote by Big_Fraser
Allowing me to perve/fancy the feck out of her above with no fall out.
And me letting her play Bon Jovi!

As much as I like the dark dirtiness of the funlovers gallery I think you are getting short changed there fife!!
More than a couple of Bon Jovi tracks a week and I'd be wanting Mrs Fun tied to the bed and covered in whipped cream to compensate! :twisted:
In my fantasy its nutella and handcuffs.
Allowing me to perve/fancy the feck out of her above with no fall out.
And me letting her play Bon Jovi!
Quote by flower411
As one of the people who is very happy about the demise of the song game and the word association threads I suppose I ought to say something lol
With every change and/or locked thread many people appear to expect an immediate effect. It just isn`t going to happen ! It`s the whole nature of forums and chatrooms that changes will take weeks or even months to have an effect. If anybody expects the forums to be suddenly revitalised by the passing of these threads when it has taken months for them to bring the place down, they are being unrealistic.
I must admit I was a bit surprised that chief kaisers protest ressurections were stomped on quite so quickly ....I was looking forward to a Sunday involving a bit of fun while discussing the whole thing but it seems that somebody decided against that sort of thing .....oh well ....never mind .

Hmmmmmm
Reasons to be Cheerful (Part Three)
Quote by foxylady2209
Sadly no - according to current theories.
Maybe that will chsnge - but if Profs Brian Cox and Stephen Hawkins say you can't I'm willing not to get into a fight over it. biggrin

If its a fist fight I'll take Stephen!
Seriously tho time is a dimension so, in theory, we must be able to travel in it. But only to the past.
'Add and subtract,
but as a matter of fact
Now that you're gone
I still want you back'
ABC All of My Heart
Quote by chief-kaiser
I'm sure someone (Chief Kaiser?!) will start a new thread with the same themes but in true hollywood style it'll be called a re-imaging lol

I'm sorry, but I don't have the imagination to start any new threads (I did once but it got deleted within five minutes!) and besides I think I have exhausted Half Man Half Biscuit's back catalogue (new album out next month though!).
So I guess my regular posting days here are over, apart from my occasional one-liners in other threads and I don't suppose some people will miss me, but I'm not really bothered after all it's not the be all and end all of life is it?
Us Clash fans have to stick together.
Now there's no where to put my sad obsession with 80s one hit wonders and sub-genre goth classics to any use!
Off to dig out Blue Zoos top twenty 'smash' from 1982, Cry Boy Cry.
Quote by Funlovers2009
congratulations to Jane Fonda lol at 73 she says IM still having sex (daily mail 12 aug )
now dont bite my head off but two things jump in my head here
1) so what if she is at that age --- she has only to lie there
2) and who says there is an age limit to when sex or foreplay stops

Well, obviously I take issue with point 1. (and I'm surprised other women on here haven't) It really is time we argued against this myth. You can't just lie there. Without muscle involvement the male will find it neigh on impossible to stay in (unless he is really well endowed) and certainly won't get much enjoyment. Especially if the lady is older or has had children.
On the other hand - sex doesn't just include male/female penis/vagina. There are dozens of ways of having sex. It's all about being willing to use one'e imagination. biggrin:D:D:D:D
Totally agree with you there, how many women "just lie there"? ...... and who said she was with a fella? :twisted: :lol:
I just lie there like a wet fish ... a dead one!! Am I doing it wrong then? dunno
:lol:
Anyone else got wood?
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have worked in a theatre for a few yrs n have seen doddie on numourous occasions..break down of a doddie show.... doddie does 20 mins of old stand up.....followed by half hour of 5 kids dressed up in 'pre war' clothes singing roll out the barrel etc etc etc....pretending to be the diddie men....doddie comes back on..another 20 minutes of crap un funny standup.....followed by an hr of some obscure scouse comedian whos even more ancient than doddie n even more unfunny.....doddie returns 15 mins later some old old guy come on n does a routine that involves him drawing pictures on a flip chart n the audience have to guess who it is hes drawing n trust me hes no bloody tony hart..followed by n this is the highlight of the night lol....a piano is wheeled on stage n his burd comes on to play that for about 45 minutes (she looks like a hinge n bracket reject-most peeps resort to the bar at this point).... then its the interval usually about half ten by this point!
2nd half.....same kids pretending to be diddie men in over sized clothes bought form oxfam sing for about an hr....doddie for hmm about 20 mins....ballooon dancers usually 3 fat blokes who ya really wouldnt want the balloon to 'pop' at the wrong moment.....midnight most of the audience have either left or fell asleep...staff are jus thinking stfu....doddie goes on n on till about half one in the morning n trust me thats on a good night,,have worked a doddie show n got home at 4am
On that note enjoy ya night

Brilliant!
Quote by Funlovers2009
Ken Dodd gets right on my tits and always has done. I cant think of anyone I'd rather not see more .......
Oh there was Tommy Cooper, I hated him too. I was watching TV the night he collapsed and died on stage. As he walked on stage I said "I hate him" and then he collapsed. I was only little and was determined that I'd killed him! lol

Can you work your magic on that hamster pussed little tw@t, Michael McIntyre? I'd be forever in your debt Fun.
Got to agree about Bill Hicks, still quote some of his routine. Denis Leary's 'No Cure For Cancer' was great, but it was all downhill from then.
Austrailian stand up, Jim Jeffries. Sick and twisted, just the way comedy should be.