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fire__fly
Over 90 days ago
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i was wondering, girls, i have a very small clitoris and i have seen that some women have large ones.
i can have a good o but is is better for girls who have big ones.
for the record mine is about the size of a small bit of sweetcorn.
xx
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whats knickers?
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Mapping is when you pull up alongside someone in your car and ask for directions. While you do this you make sure they can see plenty of you giving them a good flash.

we do this quite a bit on weekends, but i did not know it was called mapping.
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When you're no longer on this mortal coil.... and have cast off all your cares and troubles by taking the one way trip across the River Styx......... how would you like people to remember you?

ahh the fly....... she gave so much to so many,. redface
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Flippin eck, now I know where I lost my shopping list lol

best unpeeled eh.
arrrr, this happened to me once, i was surrounded by men.
but i think it was because all i had in my basket was a carrot, a banana, a cucumber, a marrow and some vasaline. :shock:
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and clutch this rabbits foot will I make freckledbird right and firefly wrong - holding the map upside down therefore meaning between jct 4 and 8 of the m25 which could be me.
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why would you hold a map upside down.
unless you yourself were upside down.
im getting very confused.
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Still drooling over your avatar :shock: :shock: :shock:
........................................ please don't shatter my illusions by saying that it's not actually your photo!!

no, it is me.
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Doesn't it depend on where you're located? Your idea of between 10 o' clock and 2 o'clock might be different to someone else's who lived on the opposite side of the M25, wouldn't it?

oh freckle, your giving us lady drivers a bad name, i couldnt make it any clearer.
look at your clock, and think.
what is between 10 and 2 o,clock, is it north, south, east or west.
the m25 is round like a clock face so if i say between 10 and 2 it means north by northeast and north by north west .
you arnt one of these that has to turn the map up side down are you.
kisses from the fly.
xx
any sane, clean and local men.
looking for someone to join me and hubby.
if the m25 was a clock you need to be between 10 o,clock and 2 o,clock.
clean.
sane.
(and a big cock would be nice).

ahhh lincolnshire is a bit too far, shame, i could do with 14 stone of man tonight. :violin:
i have to wear them all day so they do nothing for me but ill tell you what does, a man who is not thin. i dont mean a big bloater but just slightly over wieght with a little bit of a tum, not a beer belly. about 5 ft 11 and 14 stone is perrrrrfect. :twisted: flipa