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fitandfuncpl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
Bi-curious Female, 37
0 miles · London

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[b]SO GLAD WE DIDN'T SUBSCRIBE! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THIS SITE IS. IF YOU'RE OLD, UNATTRACTIVE OR DESPERATE IT'S GREAT. IF YOU'RE A LITTLE MORE DISCERNING, THEN FORGET IT. SORRY, TO THOSE WE BEFRIENDED< BUT IT'S A COMPLETE AND UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT![/b]

We were a stunning couple looking for similar or stunning female. Please be serious, we are very discerning and will not entertain anyone who we don't find attractive. Chancers and single men, forget it, we're certainly not interested. Please don't waste your time and effort, we will not reply. That's not to say you can't enjoy our photos!

We've had people who obviously don't possess a mirror in their homes contact us. We've had single blokes with names like "Analise" contact us. What's the problem, can't anyone read on this site or do you think you're special? We contacted a few lovely couples and they were truly lovely. However, we needed to feel happy within ourselves, and to be honest we weren't. So we're off, perhaps to try the club scene, perhaps to only ever fantasise about what might have been. We hope everyone enjoys themselves. Bye Bye!

Interests

Anal sex
Cyber sex
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Rimming
Role play
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

Female
Couple
Female Couple
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles