Where are you staying? What are your dates? Could be there.
Looking for advice as where to visit after the obligatory shopping. Still haven't booked accomodation yet, just turn up and see whats available.
Pity no single males. Happy holiday
Hi,
Please put Fleet&Goldenlips on the list. Looking forward to seeing you all xxxxx
Hello Feisty,
Glad I managed to surprise you.
Its all good because you are my GIRL.
Fleet xxxx
Any members wintering here over christmas and new year. Already there.
Hello Kev & Nikki,
We are looking to visit tomorrow. Just wondering about the flooding at that end. Mind you a little water cannot put us off, as my skin is waterproof. If roads are clear we will be there.
fleet
The answer to the question depends on what time you got out your bed. If you haven't been to bed yet, then its late. If you have already been to bed, and then gone out then it is early!
Hello
Would love to watch or play. In the area with work. What more to say!
Hello all
Just returned from our weekend in Holland, and felt I should report back as some of this info might be useful to you going this weekend.
Went to Fun4Two on Friday evening, and on arrival we were asked to wait a few minutes. The owner duly arrived and proceeds to inform me that my partner wasn’t well groomed, and that he had had some complaints, so we wouldn’t be allowed in. This came as a shock to us as my partner is always impeccably well groomed, and as we had been there 3 nights in a row only a few weekends ago, what had been the complaint. The gist of the matter was that my partner is a fuller figure female. My initial impulse was to smack him in between the eyes, but was dissuaded from this course of action by the size of the doorman standing close by, and also the thought that we would only get branded as another brit hooligan. As we turned to leave with dignity intact, he told us that he would make an exception and allow us in.
In spite of this we had a good night, and my partner had more than enough invitations to play, as she had on our previous visits.
Having been a good boy scout I had an alternative option in hand. We visited another club on the outskirts of Amsterdam, having first checked that they didn’t have a size requirement. The name of the club is Fata Morgana. The staff was wonderful and helpful. They couldn’t do enough. The patrons were warm and welcoming. The club and the facilities were excellent. You must see their outdoor garden, especially on a sunny Sunday afternoon. The website is
Fun4Two is a nice club, but we would not recommend it if your partner is larger than a recent coke snorting super model and not one of the beautiful people in their eyes.
My partner is a fuller figure female, and one hell of a female. We never seem to have any shortage of invitations when we are out to play, and I enjoy every bit of her, and so do the others as far as I can see.
Club fata morgana is an excellent venue, and you could do a lot worse.
Here endth the lesson!!!!!!!!
PS. Forgot to say, you don't need 96 forms of picture ID or a completed form to get in. Just down to earth people running it.
Thanks for the interest. the club is not in amsterdam. It is close to gouda. the website is
Hope this is of use. I shall watch for any replies.
cheers
Just curious, my partner and myself are going to this club this weekend 13-16 April. We have been before and it seemed that about 20% of people attending were from the uk.
Would love to meet anybody going there this weekend.
Cheers
Visiting club today if weather is good. There must be some couples or females needing a good dip in the pool and require some company. See you there, and for god sake say hello. Question as usual is "how to recognise each other" Answers please.
off to club this afternoon. Would love to meet with some of the members from this group.
Well Debz4u, If you didn't live so far up north, I might have been able to relieve your solitary vigil. You did have an offer last week. You know what they say, "never pass up a good offer".
I am only here because besides being a sad individual, I have just had quite an enjoyable afternoon and evening at Hamshaws. I need an early night as I am off to a motor show in Peterborough tomorrow morning .
Is that going north??
Hello Male 1978,
If you go to the top of the page, and select search, and search on hamshaws, you should find quite a few threads there that will most probably answer all your questions.
I go there and it is excellent. I don't know if that is any recommendation.
You know how the quote goes " I wouldn't join any club, that would have me as a member"
Good luck
Fleet
Finally arrived home, having travelled the long way round, we would like to add our congrats to SexySteph and crew for both excellently organised functions. Other previous contributors with much more eloquence than myself have said it all.
This thread is starting to resemble an american presidential nomination, with so much well deserved praise, being heaped on one individual.
The question I have is" Is SexySteph superwoman in disguise"?
Thanks to all the crew for their hard work to make it go so well.
It was well worth the trip up north to see my northern cousins.
Thanks for accepting us for the party.
The information you require is Fleet & Diana.
Be good and see you all soon!!