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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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Warming the Bed
what is the funniest valentines poem you have received or sent??
mine is
Roses are red,
Cabbages are green,
I like you legs,
And the bit in-between
mine is
Roses are red,
Cabbages are green,
I like you legs,
And the bit in-between
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mozzarella
yes, you are completly right, but it is the same for love.
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I agree with me
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yes, you are completly right, but it is the same for love.
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I agree with me
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Same station....the breakfast show
Presenter: G'daaaay! This competition is for people who can think of a word that is not in the dictionary but you must be able to put it into a sentence. Now are first caller is bruce from melbourne, g'day bruce!
Bruce: G'day
Presenter: Your understand the rules?
Bruce: Yeah Maite!
Presenter: OK, what is your word? and spell it
Bruce: Garn......G..A..R..N
Presenter: Garn, lets look in the dictionary...........Yeah garn is in there, but you must be able to put it into a sentence, Can you tell the listeners the sentence.
Bruce: OK.....Garn fuck yourself!....DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
Presenter:Sorry about that folks, He has been cut off, as we don't want language like that on a family show. We are juast gonna have a commercial break, we will be back soooonnn!!
........
Presenter: Welcome back, we have another caller Dwayne from Cairns, welcome Dwayne!
Dwayne: Hi there
Presenter: Your understand the rules?
Dwayne: Yeah Maite!
Presenter: OK, what is your word? and spell it
Dwayne: Smee..........S..M..E..E
Presenter: Smee, lets look in the dictionary...........Yeah smee is in there, but you must be able to put it into a sentence, Can you tell the listeners the sentence.
Dwayne: Smee again garn fuck yourself!....DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
Presenter: G'daaaay! This competition is for people who can think of a word that is not in the dictionary but you must be able to put it into a sentence. Now are first caller is bruce from melbourne, g'day bruce!
Bruce: G'day
Presenter: Your understand the rules?
Bruce: Yeah Maite!
Presenter: OK, what is your word? and spell it
Bruce: Garn......G..A..R..N
Presenter: Garn, lets look in the dictionary...........Yeah garn is in there, but you must be able to put it into a sentence, Can you tell the listeners the sentence.
Bruce: OK.....Garn fuck yourself!....DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
Presenter:Sorry about that folks, He has been cut off, as we don't want language like that on a family show. We are juast gonna have a commercial break, we will be back soooonnn!!
........
Presenter: Welcome back, we have another caller Dwayne from Cairns, welcome Dwayne!
Dwayne: Hi there
Presenter: Your understand the rules?
Dwayne: Yeah Maite!
Presenter: OK, what is your word? and spell it
Dwayne: Smee..........S..M..E..E
Presenter: Smee, lets look in the dictionary...........Yeah smee is in there, but you must be able to put it into a sentence, Can you tell the listeners the sentence.
Dwayne: Smee again garn fuck yourself!....DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
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blissed
well i AM from lancs but live over here now
Anyone interested in a yorks munch let me know and i will try to sort out a venue
well i AM from lancs but live over here now
Anyone interested in a yorks munch let me know and i will try to sort out a venue
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sounds like you all had a great night. I hope to get to one soon
andy_wakefield if you need a hand to org a yorks munch give me a shout.
you never know we might get some people from the lancs coming too.
cheers
free
andy_wakefield if you need a hand to org a yorks munch give me a shout.
you never know we might get some people from the lancs coming too.
cheers
free
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yes you are right!
the temp of the testes needs to be 2-3 degrees cooler (for optimum performance) to generate strong sperm. This is where many couples who are trying hard to have a baby fail. they are told to have a relaxing time beforehand, but many of the people take this as a long sexy bath and then start to try. this overheats the testes and the resulting sperm are not as strong.
so the moral of the story is, ...... just get on with it!
the temp of the testes needs to be 2-3 degrees cooler (for optimum performance) to generate strong sperm. This is where many couples who are trying hard to have a baby fail. they are told to have a relaxing time beforehand, but many of the people take this as a long sexy bath and then start to try. this overheats the testes and the resulting sperm are not as strong.
so the moral of the story is, ...... just get on with it!
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try only shaving one way (down)
I dont get a rash then, but if i shave upwards, ouch!!
I dont get a rash then, but if i shave upwards, ouch!!
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Good news!
We have a group of 4 guys, first party should be nr croydon in the middle of nov, if anyone is interested in this then let me know and i will ask the hostess.
After that I am trying to get another one sorted in the north, already have 1 girl and she is asking her friends, so if you would like to be involved/invited to this then get in touch.
We have a group of 4 guys, first party should be nr croydon in the middle of nov, if anyone is interested in this then let me know and i will ask the hostess.
After that I am trying to get another one sorted in the north, already have 1 girl and she is asking her friends, so if you would like to be involved/invited to this then get in touch.
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go to
and just follow the instructions, you will need to create an account to use your cam, and chat in the right hand side. You can surf rooms and chat in them.
let me know if you need a hand
freeviewM on wcn and other details on profile
and just follow the instructions, you will need to create an account to use your cam, and chat in the right hand side. You can surf rooms and chat in them.
let me know if you need a hand
freeviewM on wcn and other details on profile
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hi
i am a reg there, and have lots of friends i have met on there too.
PM me your nick and i will keep an eye out for you.
cheers
i am a reg there, and have lots of friends i have met on there too.
PM me your nick and i will keep an eye out for you.
cheers
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the blue room sounds handy, not too far.
saves on hotels too.
i will definatley keep looking at the website to see if it works soon
still nervous about it though
saves on hotels too.
i will definatley keep looking at the website to see if it works soon
still nervous about it though
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Hi Katie & Scott
I live in wakefield too, although a little cold for outside stuff at this time of year.
I have an ad (22746), send me an email if you would like to start off with some light hearted playing and relaxed fun.
I live in wakefield too, although a little cold for outside stuff at this time of year.
I have an ad (22746), send me an email if you would like to start off with some light hearted playing and relaxed fun.
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i am glad that you had a good time, i would still like to think i will go but would also probably like to meet up with some friends first (as friends nothing else).
i may just wait for a girlfriend to want to go and do it that way.
i may just wait for a girlfriend to want to go and do it that way.
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thats good to hear, anyone interested in org/attending one please either post here or mail me and we will see what we can do.
Alan, a small party could be held at my place ie 8-10 - does she have anymore contacts that may be interesed?
Alan, a small party could be held at my place ie 8-10 - does she have anymore contacts that may be interesed?
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not officially but you never know!
games can be introduced and just let the females touch, feel and get you to do what they like (limits observed) lol get hard competition, blindfolded guess who it is comp, naked butler that they can touch, women should not be fully clothed but are not allowes any less than underwear. so prolly more suitable for swinging types.
private rooms available for any extra bits
sounds like a fun night!
i would org one but i do not have too big a house to get lots of people into
games can be introduced and just let the females touch, feel and get you to do what they like (limits observed) lol get hard competition, blindfolded guess who it is comp, naked butler that they can touch, women should not be fully clothed but are not allowes any less than underwear. so prolly more suitable for swinging types.
private rooms available for any extra bits
sounds like a fun night!
i would org one but i do not have too big a house to get lots of people into
Warming the Bed
did you get this sorted?? if not send me an email or pm and i will help
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This sounds like fun to me and give people a chance to get together.
Copy and patsed from somewhere else......
These are private parties for friendly women to meet each other and have a great time, FUN being the most important aspect. Unlike other parties, these have a risqué twist. The guys are undressed. The women will not be required to remove anything, and it is prohibited for guys to request the ladies to do so.
The theme of the party specifically requires the women to remain clothed as that’s what CFNM means – Clothed Females Naked Males. This is simply a party wherein the girls can come and be voyeurs, watch and flirt with nude guys, enjoy food and drink then return home in the evening without any pressure for sexual activity.
To ensure everyone gets as much out of the evening as they can there are a few conditions which hopefully won't be too onerous:
- The girls are encouraged to cock tease mercilessly, which will be fun for them because our cocks are on full display, the women will instantly see which cock teasing techniques work best. The women can fondle any part of the guys bodies at any time.
- You can touch, squeeze, stroke, lick, flick, rub, suck, play games, and get us to do what you like or just stare.
- All the women remain clothed; the guys strip and then mingle freely among the girls, staying nude. The women only down to their thongs & tops, (and only if they feel comfortable) that's as far as it goes - your strings stay on! The point is for you to have fun, watch, feel etc but not to regret anything later.
Copy and patsed from somewhere else......
These are private parties for friendly women to meet each other and have a great time, FUN being the most important aspect. Unlike other parties, these have a risqué twist. The guys are undressed. The women will not be required to remove anything, and it is prohibited for guys to request the ladies to do so.
The theme of the party specifically requires the women to remain clothed as that’s what CFNM means – Clothed Females Naked Males. This is simply a party wherein the girls can come and be voyeurs, watch and flirt with nude guys, enjoy food and drink then return home in the evening without any pressure for sexual activity.
To ensure everyone gets as much out of the evening as they can there are a few conditions which hopefully won't be too onerous:
- The girls are encouraged to cock tease mercilessly, which will be fun for them because our cocks are on full display, the women will instantly see which cock teasing techniques work best. The women can fondle any part of the guys bodies at any time.
- You can touch, squeeze, stroke, lick, flick, rub, suck, play games, and get us to do what you like or just stare.
- All the women remain clothed; the guys strip and then mingle freely among the girls, staying nude. The women only down to their thongs & tops, (and only if they feel comfortable) that's as far as it goes - your strings stay on! The point is for you to have fun, watch, feel etc but not to regret anything later.
Warming the Bed
Has anyone heard of these? If so and you are holding one or would like to arrange one then give me a shout?
Sounds like fun??
BTW it means 'Clothed Females Nude Males'
Sounds like fun??
BTW it means 'Clothed Females Nude Males'
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lol macman_uk...
van morrison - astral weeks
serge gainsbourg - histoire de admiral nelson
van morrison - astral weeks
serge gainsbourg - histoire de admiral nelson
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if you can get back to me tonight/sun morn then i am available on sunday
have a look at ad no 11732 if you are interested or email me
cheers
have a look at ad no 11732 if you are interested or email me
cheers
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cheers for that, i think i will go soon, and hope i dont back out again.
I hear that the hosts are very friendly too
if anyone wants to meet on fri (no ties) then let me know
thanks again
I hear that the hosts are very friendly too
if anyone wants to meet on fri (no ties) then let me know
thanks again
Warming the Bed
i must admit, i felt the same. I have driven down to la chambre and i looked at the place for a bit them to the pub/hotel i was gonna go to.
after sitting in my car for a while, i went back to lachambre. getting more nervous all of the time.
I ended up soming home, not because of the swinging part but because i just didnt know what to expect, (ie how seedy?? not meant to be offensive) I hope to go in the future, but would think that it would be a good idea if you meet up with someone before hand who has been before. Just for the mental side of going to a club that you dont know anything about.
being a single male doesnt help, what are people thinking about me? do they think i am just am a lonley guy?. meeting a fem or cpl is good but as least you have had some communication with them beforehand.
I have read lots more about la chambre (on this great site) and other clubs and this has given me the confidence needed (ie real people giving info, not just a web site). but it would still be good to have friends in there (not sex partners but someone to chat to)
I hope to go in the future but may decide on a better hotel!!! that still scares me!
after sitting in my car for a while, i went back to lachambre. getting more nervous all of the time.
I ended up soming home, not because of the swinging part but because i just didnt know what to expect, (ie how seedy?? not meant to be offensive) I hope to go in the future, but would think that it would be a good idea if you meet up with someone before hand who has been before. Just for the mental side of going to a club that you dont know anything about.
being a single male doesnt help, what are people thinking about me? do they think i am just am a lonley guy?. meeting a fem or cpl is good but as least you have had some communication with them beforehand.
I have read lots more about la chambre (on this great site) and other clubs and this has given me the confidence needed (ie real people giving info, not just a web site). but it would still be good to have friends in there (not sex partners but someone to chat to)
I hope to go in the future but may decide on a better hotel!!! that still scares me!
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good idea, just need someone to play with now!!
and kitkat, i like the quilt game too!
and kitkat, i like the quilt game too!
