Firstly - NO SINGLE MALES - even if you've got a 12"+ dick and you can breathe through your ears!   :-)

We used to be "hardened swingers" but now take a more relaxed approached to things - something to do with our age probably!!

I'm not sure why SH doesn't show our location - we live in North Nottinghamshire - but just to make everyone snigger and giggle I'm originally from Romford so i'm very much an Essex girl.

To answer every mans questions:-

                                                                 1. we swing and swap with likeminded couples (soft swing is fine and really enjoyed)

                                                                 2. only one of us is bi, and its not my husband.

                                                                 3. youngest was 18, oldest was somewhere near 70  - but I never ask your age, just be an adult.

                                                                 4. most was 23 in one night, some years ago, Greedy Girls night at a local swingers club (never again).

                                                                 5. outdoor fun (not dogging) is nice but only in warm weather.

                                                                 6. they all taste and feel the same, it doesn't matter about the colour.

                                                                 7. we don't travel much more than 50 miles for a new meet - our nearest swingers club is 20 miles away.

                                                                 8. we don't "just want to chat" to single males

                                                                 9. if you send unsolicited cock pix i'll just delete them and block you - so don't waste your time!

And finally, if you message us on here, or chat in a chatroom it will be "S" (the female half of our relationship) that answers - unless hell has frozen over or I'm on a one-way trip to the undertakers. (He never comes on here - but he knows I do!!) - so if you message thinking I'm male i'll assume you are a dork that can't read.

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Thanks for looking!