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garfield69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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hi ya ,im looking for a filthy minded female for some serious fun ,im up for most things as im in a desperate state sexually ........no sex for nearly a year .........god knows why ! ......anyway ill keep practising but my arm hurts.....hope to hear from sumfemale soon xxxx
well i clicked the links and thought CHRIST......if you read up on alot of these std,s.....you can catch them orally...i must be thick coz i didnt know bout that ,so i think im gona give swinging a miss now and try and find a virgin whos a dirty pervert......
well maybe it stopped because now there is no more hair to get ingrown coz u shaved it biggrin
after shaving do not moisturisemjust rinse with cool water ,as the chemicals in stuff will get the pores and irritate the skin
im sure i can rework amazing grace to sound like a cool death metal tune.........we could change the name to disgracing grace
death metal sounds cool .....i used to play in a death metal band years ago ,,,,,,,when all of oxford street was full of rockers 199? ,i was allways out my head,,,,,surprised i actually learnt to play guitar.....i can sing rock n deathmetall...........so 5 guitars ,1 sax,etc etc where getting there lol ........WE NEED DRUMS THO ,,,,,any females out there with a double BAss drum ??????pls pm lol
blues esp peter greens fleetwood mac blues from the 60,s............ lol ...that and a dubee and the mrs .....................right im off to find the wife
wheres me rizla :shock:
Just asking if any plays a musical instrument and wants to jam,i play guitars.....so if theres a drummer,bassist,n keyboards out there,we could start a swingers band lol
p.s. if your female and play sax please get in touch and i will marry you .
Russia commited ethnic cleansing on the chechans,the chechans rebels think there fighting a just cause(fight fire with fire attitude),sadly its all too too much to do that to human beings.....
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR or at least masterbate for peace.....
Bored house husband looking for bored housewife......im 30 bored at home and looking for a bit of daytime passion not ration.............help my testicles fill like grapefruits(maybe i should see a doctor ).....take it easy .hope to hear from you soon......
Yes mate it automatically signs my name on all emails sent from this computer.............is that a better explanation otherwise i dont get what you mean confused
Your right jags as its my outlook express it signs all emails as from me.
I think it was partly my thought as when the wifey was answering emails it was from my outlook express redface surprisedops: :oops: ,so sorry to all those who thought she was a man lol as you can see,she is def not oops that should say hot
the underground playground.............a signwriters dream lol.....p.s. if you pick it,do i get 2 v.i.p membership for me and the mrs biggrin
Had a lot of complaints from people thinking i was a single man ,so i posted my wife,s pic on our avatar. biggrin :D :shock:
wish i could hun ,poor us ,im babysitting at mo ,while mrs goes on a meets,lucky cow,huff huff,she did look good when she went out wink cant wait till shes gets back and tells me all about it mmmmmmm mmmmmmm
I should start a baby sitting firm up, a mobile one for parents like us......kids do make things akward sometimes,anyway have a ball darling,have a drink for us 2
I always describe myself as good looking....im not a big head but i do think im good looking.....sounds like im a big head doesnt it now........lol