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gothicpunk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Non-binary, 58
UK
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Sexpert
also, should point out I'm not trying to sound arsey - my real advice would be to just say hi and join in the chat. They're quite nice on here, generally - made me feel welcome and I'm a total freak :>
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Try not to sound too desperate. That helps. thread title sounds a bit needy.
Try: 'What's a guy have to do to stop all these girlies fighting over me, especially when they have seen pics of my nob, which were not photoshopped much to make it look bigger'
Try: 'What's a guy have to do to stop all these girlies fighting over me, especially when they have seen pics of my nob, which were not photoshopped much to make it look bigger'
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I rule at the BJ thing.
And the licking the ladybits thing too.
I have very few other talents, though. Apart from making horrible noises with guitars.
And the licking the ladybits thing too.
I have very few other talents, though. Apart from making horrible noises with guitars.
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Quote by Kaznkev
Have you put up an ad,and what do you mean by genuine?
We have met a few who seem more interested in me than kev,but i am not sure if thats cos they werent bi,or just that strange quality called personal attraction.
I'd be interested in Kev
And you :}To the OP - have you advertised? Or just get yourselves known by posting in here or being in chat - don't think any of the meets I have ever had have been from ads, to be honest - but then, I don't very often meet or play or actively look so I'm probably not the best at giving advice...
The interest is mutual :twisted:
... and that's how to find a bi guy >:}
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Quote by Kaznkev
Have you put up an ad,and what do you mean by genuine?
We have met a few who seem more interested in me than kev,but i am not sure if thats cos they werent bi,or just that strange quality called personal attraction.
I'd be interested in Kev
And you :}To the OP - have you advertised? Or just get yourselves known by posting in here or being in chat - don't think any of the meets I have ever had have been from ads, to be honest - but then, I don't very often meet or play or actively look so I'm probably not the best at giving advice...
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Never seen any of it. ave occasionally heard songs I was aware were from it, and even thought one or two of those weren't as terrible as I expected.
Still didn't like them, though. Can't see the point in the whole thing - surely if the singers were any good they wouldn't need to win the modern day opportunity knocks in order to have a viable career?
Still didn't like them, though. Can't see the point in the whole thing - surely if the singers were any good they wouldn't need to win the modern day opportunity knocks in order to have a viable career?
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I got into a conversation about that very thing while watching porn in a club at a social. The consensus seemed to be, 'Ouch.'
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I maybe misunderstood when you said "and id pay good money to see the two freaks from rios go down to chelsea dressed like that icon_ " and "and they were there again yesterday. and trust me i am one of the least offensive. i have no doubt that one day shortly they will end up being punched by one of the less retrained revellers." - i just inferred it. Apologies if it was just meant in jest 
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Brucie, just curious - do you _really_ get offended by seeing someone you think looks like a freak? To the degree where you'd like to see them physically attacked?
Last time a gang of lads tried to beat me up in a pub because they didn't like the way I looked I had to rescue them from several bikers and rockers. One of them was crying and no-one had even touched him yet. He was pretty macho before he became aware that his little gang were not outnumbering one little queer goth in too much make-up, too.
But the real point isn't holier than thou attitudes, or a tolerence contest, or even freedom of speech. It's just that I feel a bit bad for you that you can be in a room full of straight people bonking yet you fixate on a couple of cross dressers ;)
Last time a gang of lads tried to beat me up in a pub because they didn't like the way I looked I had to rescue them from several bikers and rockers. One of them was crying and no-one had even touched him yet. He was pretty macho before he became aware that his little gang were not outnumbering one little queer goth in too much make-up, too.
But the real point isn't holier than thou attitudes, or a tolerence contest, or even freedom of speech. It's just that I feel a bit bad for you that you can be in a room full of straight people bonking yet you fixate on a couple of cross dressers ;)
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I bought three at the same time.
Babooshka by Kate Bush
A Taste of Aggro by The Barron Knights
Complex by Gary Numan
That's just dated me really badly, hasn't it?
Babooshka by Kate Bush
A Taste of Aggro by The Barron Knights
Complex by Gary Numan
That's just dated me really badly, hasn't it?
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Quote by ukbikerdude
The truly bi person, totally at ease with sex with either gender, is often percieved as a threat by straight and gay people in mainstream society. I have spoken to many people who think that being bi is wrong because they are sitting on the fence!
This is quite true, and one of the reasons I had such a hard time with my sexuality as an identity issue - I came out as gay at about 16, and found acceptance and fellowship, and boyfriends, but then I became increasingly aware that I was denying something - my straight friends and family seemed perfectly happy that my gay 'phase' had ended and I was dating girls again, and I spent a good many years going through 'am i gay, am I straight' - not wanting to be bi because all my gay friends seemed quite clear that bisexuality was a cop out somehow, and lots of my straight friends either considered bisexuality to just be gay, or to be 'greedy' or undecided. It was never as simple, for me, as just a sexual thing, I wanted to be accepted for who I was but I couldn't even accept myself.
When finally I came out to myself, and then to everyone around me, it felt like a massive deal. I was a bit put out when no-one - gay or straight - really batted an eyelid! I suppose the years of, 'This is my girlfriend,' then 'This is my boyfriend' gave them a slight clue maybe.
I'd spent years dwelling over small comments from gay and straight friends and had built the whole thing into this massive issue for myself. The thing I love about this particular community, here, is that I can be completely open about my sexuality whether I'm playing or not, and I can discuss things in my own little rambling way and don't feel judged, on the whole.
I bet none of that makes sense but I know what I mean
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Quote by Lost
There's a guy we know who is nearly a level 19 bi. At level 20 he gets an indestructible asshole as a special ability. He is also, at the moment, training his deep throat control. Apparently he can now do 8 inches without gipping, just got to be able to stop it going off and going up and out of his nose.
Levelling up never seemed that much fun before!
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Photo's of big willies.
(really it's forum posts. I'm in chat too rarely to notice personalities there, and I don't use the ads or even profiles much.
Mind you, I'm don't really use this site as a copping off / arranging meets tool. I use it much more as a social thingy - not that I can't be persuaded to hump people though...)
(really it's forum posts. I'm in chat too rarely to notice personalities there, and I don't use the ads or even profiles much.
Mind you, I'm don't really use this site as a copping off / arranging meets tool. I use it much more as a social thingy - not that I can't be persuaded to hump people though...)
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Hrm.
Weaveworld and The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz was pretty awesome but as I don't speak spanish or know anything about the history of the Dominican Republic I had to keep stopping to look stuff up. But I recommend it.
The Ballad of Halo Jones by Alan Moore.
Judge Dredd by John Wagner. All of it, taken as a body of work, so long as John Wagner is the writer. If I have to choose one story I'd say Tour of Duty, which I imagine will be released in book form within three months.
Discworld I love, especially Men At Arms.
Lord of the Rings, as I am nerdy (as you may be able to tell by the choices above)
There are probably a load more, and I have also read some actual literature, the kind that gets good reviews on BBC2, but generally find it pompous. That'll be my inverted snobbery refusing to allow me to enjoy anything recommended to me by people who probably class themselves as 'intellectuals'. ;>
Weaveworld and The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz was pretty awesome but as I don't speak spanish or know anything about the history of the Dominican Republic I had to keep stopping to look stuff up. But I recommend it.
The Ballad of Halo Jones by Alan Moore.
Judge Dredd by John Wagner. All of it, taken as a body of work, so long as John Wagner is the writer. If I have to choose one story I'd say Tour of Duty, which I imagine will be released in book form within three months.
Discworld I love, especially Men At Arms.
Lord of the Rings, as I am nerdy (as you may be able to tell by the choices above)
There are probably a load more, and I have also read some actual literature, the kind that gets good reviews on BBC2, but generally find it pompous. That'll be my inverted snobbery refusing to allow me to enjoy anything recommended to me by people who probably class themselves as 'intellectuals'. ;>
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I'd be gay if I didn't enjoy sex with women. I fancy very very few women, in a 'whoa look at that' kind of way, whilst I fancy loads of guys. But I prefer the company of women socially, as I can talk about hair, clothes and make-up...
Sexually, I like both about equally. Both at the same time is even better >:}
And I'll happily swallow, rim, hump, snog etc with whoever I get to play with...
So who wants to come over lol
Sexually, I like both about equally. Both at the same time is even better >:}
And I'll happily swallow, rim, hump, snog etc with whoever I get to play with...
So who wants to come over lol
