Dredd
Blade Runner
Return of the Living Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
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gothicpunk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Non-binary, 58
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The classic Purple Haze 'S'cuse me while I kiss this guy'
I like Peter Kay's version of 'That Don't impress me much' with 'I Can't believe you kiss your cock at night'.
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Not been here for a long time. But I love these sorts of questions, as it gives me space to waffle on about nothing. so here goes:
10) The Return of the Living Dead - because, well: a zombie has just eaten some paramedics, then uses their radio to say, "Send more paramedics". That, to me, is Oscar material right there. (This post gets worse from here on in, I might add).
9) Dredd - because I loves me some Judge Dredd, and this actually ruled instead of sucked like the 1995 one.
8) The Evil Dead Trilogy - Had to have the trilogy otherwise this top 10 would have 3 Evil Dead movies in it. Army of Darkness is the greatest horror/comedy/action/fantasy movie ever made. The recent remake was vaguely OKish. This is a high compliment.
7) Reanimator - Still sick, still hilarious.
6) The Rocky Horror Picture Show - It just is the second best musical ever made.
5) Cry Baby - The best musical ever made, and full of messages to live your life by.
4) Plan 9 from Outer Space - What? I rate this higher than stuff like Titanic or Avatar or The Green Mile? BECAUSE IT IS A BETTER MOVIE!!!
3) Waiting for Guffman - Because Christopher Guest is a genius, and this it is funnier than Spinal Tap, and has better songs than Best in Show.
2) Blade Runner - Because - hi? Imma geek, but not so geeky that I like Star Wars / Trek. I cried when Roy said, "Time to die."
1) Inland empire - Because David Lynch, and I could not choose one. I was going to say "Fire Walk With Me", but I would have really meant, "Twin Peaks in its entirety", so it wouldn't count. Anyway - this film gave me nightmares, which O never thought possible as I do not get scared at movies any more - but this did. I have NO IDEA what it is about, but I love it.
10) The Return of the Living Dead - because, well: a zombie has just eaten some paramedics, then uses their radio to say, "Send more paramedics". That, to me, is Oscar material right there. (This post gets worse from here on in, I might add).
9) Dredd - because I loves me some Judge Dredd, and this actually ruled instead of sucked like the 1995 one.
8) The Evil Dead Trilogy - Had to have the trilogy otherwise this top 10 would have 3 Evil Dead movies in it. Army of Darkness is the greatest horror/comedy/action/fantasy movie ever made. The recent remake was vaguely OKish. This is a high compliment.
7) Reanimator - Still sick, still hilarious.
6) The Rocky Horror Picture Show - It just is the second best musical ever made.
5) Cry Baby - The best musical ever made, and full of messages to live your life by.
4) Plan 9 from Outer Space - What? I rate this higher than stuff like Titanic or Avatar or The Green Mile? BECAUSE IT IS A BETTER MOVIE!!!
3) Waiting for Guffman - Because Christopher Guest is a genius, and this it is funnier than Spinal Tap, and has better songs than Best in Show.
2) Blade Runner - Because - hi? Imma geek, but not so geeky that I like Star Wars / Trek. I cried when Roy said, "Time to die."
1) Inland empire - Because David Lynch, and I could not choose one. I was going to say "Fire Walk With Me", but I would have really meant, "Twin Peaks in its entirety", so it wouldn't count. Anyway - this film gave me nightmares, which O never thought possible as I do not get scared at movies any more - but this did. I have NO IDEA what it is about, but I love it.
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Having only just heard (away from forums, don't check email often these days) this terrible sad news, I just wanted to say I am so so sorry x Neil was a gent. Big love to you, Gem, and to Neil. Gone much too soon 
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Either...
or....
now i would have thought this was your tune
Much as I have enjoyed many other versions of the song Rob I still like the Nick Cave version best....I prefer my music with teeth
Like this
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This may be about cats, though...
wanna see your pussy
Everybody says it's nice
Can I can and come and visit?
I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kind of pussy is a crime
You say you're pussy's clever and so slick
But I think your pussy's kind of sick
I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me
I want to bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
I bring my pussy everywhere I go (m-hmm)
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say that your pussy really clever and slick
But I think your pussy's really thick
I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me
She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over around dinner time
My pussy is the hippest thing around (that's right)
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty think (me-ow baby)
I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me
wanna see your pussy
Everybody says it's nice
Can I can and come and visit?
I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kind of pussy is a crime
You say you're pussy's clever and so slick
But I think your pussy's kind of sick
I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me
I want to bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
I bring my pussy everywhere I go (m-hmm)
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say that your pussy really clever and slick
But I think your pussy's really thick
I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me
She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over around dinner time
My pussy is the hippest thing around (that's right)
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty think (me-ow baby)
I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me
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Quote by poshkate
I'm sorry, but as in many other instances in life, the actions of a few do get the majority tarred with the same brush.
We don't want messages from single men. What is it they don't understand?
I wouldn't be so rude as to try to contact anybody who says, in plain English, that they don't want to be contacted ~ its bad manners.
Course, it could be that actually you've just been contacted by people who can't read, or are pushy, or think they're Gods gift. Not traits exclusive to single men. Just so happens that the vast majority of users on this site are single men, so chances are when you get messages from those who can't read, or are pushy, or think they're Gods gift, most will inevitably come from single men. It's simple statistics and the law of averages you see, but you have chosen to see it as a 'single men' issue?
Neil x x x ;)
Agreed Neil, actually I don;t think it's a single male issue at all. My profile says not to contact me and I get a couple of messages a day, half from males and half from couple/fems, so actually when you add it all up with member numbers then the couples/fems are the worst offenders. Maybe I should start a thread about couple and single fems messaging me :lol2:
My profile says I'm purely on here socially, and _no-one_ bothers contacting me, for social or for sex-eh reasons. Much. (Well, occasionally there is a message from a stranger, usually straight men telling me they are bi when their profile tells a different story, but that's their choice) - I must be doing something wrong :>
On the topic - I don't see anything wrong with blocking messages from certain groups of people. Everyone on here is here through choice, and I am assuming know what they are after. If people do not want to hear from single men at all, then that's fair enough - and if there are tools thet can use to block single men from contacting them - then that is also fair enough. I do not understand why anyone would message someone who has made it clear they are not interested in hearing from people in their category. That'd be like me PM-ing a straight bloke who has put an ad on for hot chixx, and telling him I have a big weenie so he should meet me.
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Privatise them so they no longer cost me anything to keep.
I know they bring tourists into London, but Man U bring tourists into Manchester, and the Beatles to Liverpool but we don't pay for them through taxes.
Or, make them subscription only - those of you who like them could then pay, say, a tenner a month by direct debit and those of us who either object or don't care wouldn't have the argument that they are a waste of taxpayers money given that we sort of have a democracy-ish system, now. For your tenner you could get some photo's of your adopted royal or something, and you could have some kind of official membership card entitling you to organise a street party when there is some big royal event happening.
Also, it would be great if they had a sponsor - the crown could have a Nike tick along the side, Charlses suits could have a huge logo on them.
I know they bring tourists into London, but Man U bring tourists into Manchester, and the Beatles to Liverpool but we don't pay for them through taxes.
Or, make them subscription only - those of you who like them could then pay, say, a tenner a month by direct debit and those of us who either object or don't care wouldn't have the argument that they are a waste of taxpayers money given that we sort of have a democracy-ish system, now. For your tenner you could get some photo's of your adopted royal or something, and you could have some kind of official membership card entitling you to organise a street party when there is some big royal event happening.
Also, it would be great if they had a sponsor - the crown could have a Nike tick along the side, Charlses suits could have a huge logo on them.
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Er... Google says...
Filth Hounds of Hades - Tank
(I wouldn't usually submit a google find if the song title did not RULE!)
Filth Hounds of Hades - Tank
(I wouldn't usually submit a google find if the song title did not RULE!)
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Quote by fifenewbies
A Womans Story - Marc Almond
Can't let mentions of Marc go without a
<3 <3Sorry. Back to the game. Too drunk to Fuck, I said.
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Yeah, but George totally battered a DRAGON, meaning that no dragon has ever since hassled the English while they were out doing traditional English stuff like drinking WKD and stading outside off licences. 
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For me, personaly, my bisexuality is an important part of my identity. I spent years confused about whether I was straight or gay, and flitted between the two entirely dependent on the gender of whatever partner I was with at the time, and I was miserable. I couldn't tell my straight friends or my gay friends I was bi, because I thought they would just see that as me being undecided or worse - promiscuous.
But I bloody well _am_ promiscuous! And I like boys and I like girls! (I fancy boys slightly more, but like sex with girls slightly more) - but it was YONKS before I could admit - even to myself - that hey - I'm bisexual. Not curious (unless performing oral sex on countless people of all genders counts as curiosity) - bisexual.
The fact I was pissed off when I finally just came out as bi and all my friends were, like, 'Oh, We've all known that for AGES - the gender of your partners over the years kind of gave it away' is my own issue
But I bloody well _am_ promiscuous! And I like boys and I like girls! (I fancy boys slightly more, but like sex with girls slightly more) - but it was YONKS before I could admit - even to myself - that hey - I'm bisexual. Not curious (unless performing oral sex on countless people of all genders counts as curiosity) - bisexual.
The fact I was pissed off when I finally just came out as bi and all my friends were, like, 'Oh, We've all known that for AGES - the gender of your partners over the years kind of gave it away' is my own issue
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I never ever got the whole piercing thing - for either sex or fashion. I have one ear lobe piercing - and it isn't stretched or plugged - and for me, that's more than enough!
