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happilywed
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 52
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Lincolnshire

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Ok, so here we are, the wife and I, sat watching the latest round up of the days events at the Olympics when a radical and innovative idea sprang to mind.
We have the Summer Olympics, the Winter Games, even the disabled games, so......
What about the porn Olympics!!!
After we had got up of the floor and finally finished laughing, we started to think of what events there would be in the porn Olympics. Here are some of the ideas we came up with please feel free to add some more if you can think of any.
The Cum Shot
Who can shoot the furthest when they cum.
The endurance event
Who can hold the longest erection.
The Sprint Event
Who can cum the quickest
The Swallow event
Who can deep through the longest cock
The Diving event
Who can lick pussy for the longest.
3 meters !! sad
Then I realised it might work better if I plugged the mouse in. Tried again with a mouse and got 58 meters biggrin