Hi and thanks for looking.

Im a big girl so if thats not for you then feel free to move on.I like to think I have a good, sometimes warped sense of humour and Im quite intelligent in a 'blonde' sort of way. Ok, not everyone always understands what I mean but I do so dont worry!

I use the chatrooms from time to time but I dont chat in public as I sometimes feel a little out of my 'idiot element' also puts me off as Im inclined to speak my mind and not everyone likes that so staying quiet is far easier than trying to educate pork! If you want to chat then please send me a PM first.

Im not into cyber sex or phone sex and if you only want to chat in the hope this will happen, forget it, its no substitute for the real thing and I wont be giving that away too easily either. I am quite selective and why shouldnt I be?

There is lots more to me than I have disclosed here( i hate 'tick boxes')