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holdon14
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Quote by Big_Fraser
Real life, or are you researching in order to make retro porn? lol

You caught me! I havent even found the dodgey jazz porno music yet :lol:
Just thought I would throw this scenario out there for the ladys.
Your home alone and a hanyman comes round to fix something. You set him to work but find yourself feeling excessively horny. What would you do?
A) Leave him to it and discretely dissappear to sort yourself out.
B) Let him know that you have to go and do something, dissappear off and make as much noise as possible so that you know you can clearly be heard.
C) Move out of direct sight but close enough that you know you could be caught at any moment.
D) Suggestively flirt and make sure that a couple of wardrobe malfunctions give a good view untill he can not resist you.
E) Announce that you are feeling horny and that you want him to satisfy your needs.