Hello,

Many of you will not have heard of a debilitating condition called Tumid Protuberous Syndrome (TBS). This incurable affliction causes swelling, drooling, lascivious facial expressions, and an inability to concentrate in its victims. Sufferers find their lives overwhelmed by concupiscent thoughts, distracting them from normal pastimes and relationships. There is no cure!!

How can you help?

Although TBS is incurable, the symptoms can be alleviated by some simple treatments, and this is where you can help. If you are prepared to take a vigorous rogering from behind, you can alleviate the symptoms for up to twelve hours allowing the victim a spell of normality, some time to get on with the things that most people take for granted. Giving a sufferer a blow job will have the same results. Even a simple hand job with a ball licking will allow six to eight hours relief.

What should I do?

Reply to this advert as soon as you can find it in your heart to do so. Let us know when you are free to carry out some “victim support” and we will send a deserving sufferer to you or let you know of a location and time where you can administer relief. Please please please, give us your support now. You can save a libido!

If you subscribe to gift aid with HM Revenue and Customs, for every four fucks or blow jobs we receive, the tax man will donate an additional one absolutely free of charge. I am hoping this will not be from the chancellor himself but maybe his missus or a surrogate female chancellor who looks like Michelle Pfeiffer. Good day, and thank you.