Sexlightened
Thank you for a brilliant night My feet hurt from dancing, my head hurts from alcohol and my sides ache from laughing. Can't wait until Southend 2015
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jamie_leigh
1 week ago
Straight Female, 62
0 miles · West Midlands
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Sexlightened
Quote by nyslupa_Trix
Put me down Dean please, Jamie has talked me into coming
Trix
And me lol
Sexlightened
Happy to do either but I would prefer the caravan in August as I cant do September and there are a few socials in November
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Im not down for fri either Gorg and wicked_pleasures needed to be added too
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Quote by gorgeously-yours
Room booked and looking forward to an enjoyable night meeting all you nice people
Gordon be a fab crowd. Hope you can boogie ;0) xxxthat coming from you is priceless lol
get back in your cage xxxxx
Just dont let Mav near the hotel safe
Sexlightened
Another one who isnt going to make it due to a variety of very mundane reasons I hope you all have a great time xx
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If you can do a deal gorg Im in also keeping an eye on Premier inn prices
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Dont forget this site and any other site with its main office in Britain is governed by the Data Protection Act and the data commisioner tends to get a little pissed off with people who break that
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Quote by Suedehead
Yes please Try .... D.I.S.C.O .... P.A.R.T.Y ... Y.M.C.A
You forgot wheels on the bus
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As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight." "It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time." "Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you" "As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same." "My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had fucked his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my arse. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections.
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Pop me down as its my ahem birthday on the 27th and I need to collect my birthday eeerm kisses lol
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Thanks for a brilliant night and I would like to say the only reason I did wheels on the bus was because I was trapped and couldnt get up lol
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:rotflmao::rotflmao:Quote by new30scpl
bloody hell Ive already placed the drinks orders, all we need now is meeko and his cranberry juice
I am off the cranberry juice noe, aslong as they have plenty of vodka and diet coke I'll happy
hopes they got filtered water as were on a health kick :hunk:
:rotflmao:
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I have had had a little red flag saying I have an unread message for weeks Now I know my eyesight aint the best but can I find the bloody thing
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Quote by Freckledbird
He already had plans to be away anyway, according to one post in LMU about Broad Street in September (posted much earlier than his flounce or the thread he thinks his character was questioned).
In Ty's defence he meant that he was going to be out of the country as he was for the three weeks prior to Saturday night
