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jammyscot
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
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Quote by silv
hi me and my guy would like to meet a couple for fun. were in the Lanarkshire can supliy pictures or go ong msn and chat.
pm me please thanks silv and gary xxx
Hiya - glad to see your ad - there are so few Scots on here. Well I have a gf and we are keen to experiment with mfm and mfmf. Drop me a line and we can hok up on msn to discuss further. We are in Fife btw. Speak soon.
Hi guys. Want to find a partner to join me for some fun with another mature couple (early 50s). I am 44. I would be happy with younger model but other couple want woman 30s onwards. We dont have a date fixed yet but it will be soon. Meet will be at their home in Stirling area for ffmm or hotel in Glasgow area for ffm. Would suit str8 bi curious woman.
Christ that sounded like a job at.
lol competitive rates, pension and health pplan not included
Christ that sounded like a job at.
lol competitive rates, pension and health pplan not included
Quote by BrummyMatt
Please, can we got off the subject of all things pyro - accidental or otherwise - any embarresment is sufficient, just a bit less burning - please!
Thank you M2PU - remind me to buy you a pint when I see you at a munch :thumbup:
Many years ago whilst i was living in a place with an en-suite bathroom i went to stay with an old friend for the weekend. His place was a new build and he had only been in there a few weeks. Anyway's, we went out for the night and got well leathered, went for a curry, headed back to his place, had a couple more drinks and retired to our rooms ... wasted
The next morning at breakfast my friend mentioned that he thought there must a leak on the landing as there was a wet patch near the window. When we left the house i noticed that the grass was dry and that it could not of rained that night ? .. Then it dawned on me, the layout of the floor plan of my mates bedroom/landing was the same as my bedroom/en-suite, but instead of a toilet on the far wall in the next room he had a window sill
ops: :oops: :oops: I never confessed to him but i have not got drunk on a stay over at his place since :lol:
Matt
PS; i once woke up in a burning bed but i guess that you don't want to hear about that
I had a similar experience. After a night on the batter with my then gf's now wife's brother, he slept in a sleeeping bag on the floor and I in the single bed in my student flat. We were very very drunk!
Next day I woke up to find I was in the sleeping bag on the floor and he was in the bed!
I asked him what the score was and he just looked disgusted and called me a dirty bastard!
Turns out he woke up in the middle of the night to find me standing up facing my desk with my back to him. He said what the fuck are you up to there? at which point I turned round, cock in hand and completely sprayed him with a flood of hot piss!
I had got up in a drunken stupor and mistaken my desk for the bog.
His response was to make me sleep in my own piss soaked sleeping bag while he claimed the bed.
Sad to say that is not my only midnight inappropriate pissing adventure
Point of information on turtle's head. Sadly that is inaccurate, they are in fact called tortoises' heads. Turtles do not have the ability to retract their heads and limbs into their shells but tortoises do,
Also, point of additional information in cameltoe discussion. Leggings as worn by over weight single mum's in the schemes around Scotland's post industrial heartland are sometimes referred to as "mumbling pants"
As said delectable creature walks towards you you can clearly see the lips moving but cannot hear a word the c*nt is saying ;-) hence mumbling pants, I thank you.
Also, point of additional information in cameltoe discussion. Leggings as worn by over weight single mum's in the schemes around Scotland's post industrial heartland are sometimes referred to as "mumbling pants"
As said delectable creature walks towards you you can clearly see the lips moving but cannot hear a word the c*nt is saying ;-) hence mumbling pants, I thank you.
