some of the finest double-entendres on british TV & Radio
Micheal Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage remarked:"They seem cold out there,they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts"
Mike Hallett discussing misssed snooker shots on Sky Sports:"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets"
Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards'tyre choice on the World Superbike racing:"Colin had a hard on during practice earlier,and i bet he wishes he had a hard on now"
Winning Post's Stewart Machin commenting on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead:"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees"
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night"
Ross King dicussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:"well Phil,tell us about your amazing third leg"
Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match,inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe:"With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off"
The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away...."My word," he said "Look at that magnificent erection"
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said,"you'd eat beaver if you could get it"
US PGA Commentator-"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so good is that,before each tee shot ,his wife takes out his balls kisses them....Oh my god!!! What have i just said?!!!"
Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said:"They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions"
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977-"Ah,isn't that wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew"
Ted Walsh-Horse Racing Commentator-"This is really lovely horse,i once rode her mother"
Pat Glenn,weightlifting commentator-"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria,i saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing"
Hope you all enjoy these x x
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jay__n__dee1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
Straight Female, 54
Thanks to everyone who we met on saturday we are not new to swinging but new to SH,we really enjoyed it,lovely bunch of people,great night Cheers x x 
