Hi Gf, sounds very interesting.
Would be interested to hear more, what kinda thing do you have in mind ??
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Mr and mrs Blobby are in bed and mrs Blobby said blob blurb blob bibble blob blibblob blurb blobblib .......... mr Blobby said just fuckin swallow it................................................Camilla says to the Queen every time i suck Charles's cock i get heartburn ..The Queen says have you tried Andrews.......................................Man goes down on a woman and says " Fuck that stinks" woman says its arthritis, he says "in your cunt?" she says " no in my shoulder,i cant wipe my arse".............. Flowers £25................................Dinner for two £70 ............ movies £15 .............. drinks £50 ........................ but the look on her face when you stick your cock up her arse .......................£priceless. .................A woman is like a pack of cards ...u need a Heart to love her ......... A Diamond to marry her .. A Club to smash her head in . and a Spade to bury the bitch.
Right Folks Move over, c'mon you get outta me way, Blinkin hell u gonna watch me drag this big bloody table over on me own.............................. there now lets get lots more seats . Foxys you are at the head of the table and neil since you are at the bar get another round in i'll give u the money in a bit.................. CHEERS and WELCOME FOXYS ........ Mwwwaaaahhhhhh fr mrs foxy and a firm manly handshake fr mr Foxy right wheres that Karaoke mic ?????????
My first reaction was ffs not another hormonal femail, then it clicked, then i remember a long time ago, think i was twenty one at the time, iwas seeing a girl casually and one day she turned around and mentioned marriage (Shittt my self ) so after getting up off the floor we discussed it and her words were " well arent people supposed to get married when they love each other" rather dazed and confused i asked her if she really loved me and the reply was" well we are shaggin eachother" more conversation ensued and the result was the red flag was flying that week she was feeling hormonal and thought it was love so, thought we should get married ........ Conclusion Hormones can be shitty things some times. hope it helps a little personally i'm still confused and No we didn't get married i just went and got blind drunk and didn't see her again Damm wasted a good pair of calvin klein's if i remember correctly
a guy walks into a bar and says to the barman " whats the strongest whisky you have?" the barman says" McCallan" the guy says "fine gimme five rapid" the barman says " you must be celebrating" guy says" Kinda, I've just had my first blow job" barman says "hell first bj i'll stand you one aswell " guy says " no need, if the first five don't get rid of the taste nothing will " 
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:lol: :lol: Hi guys is anyone having difficulty using adjump in the chat room does it just hang there an empty box and go nowhere, is there a solution to the problem any suggestions appreciated well sensible ones lol well not so sensible ones either might as well have a laugh too hehehe. :twisted: 
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:idea: Hi guys, some people know me and others don't ( god how observant am i ) to those that don't know me hi i'm John. After mutch reading and a little thought but mostly a good deal of driving i tend to agree with previous posts and comments about dogging in Scotland well the central belt only. A few couples that i know have recently given up dogging because of concern about things happening and occasionally things have happend. I have personally seen some stupid guys making things very difficult for us genuine folk and decided to do something about it by finding dogging locations that are unknown to the souped up car squad and also quite a few of the idiots. Hence this post whilst most of the couples reading this will already have their own favourite location or locations if anyone requires a spot to go ( All locations checked or recommended by other couples ) please drop me a mail or pm me and i will forward the NOTE I Will not give the locations to single guys. Guys if you want to meet other couples post it under no circumstances will i give you locations other couples may invite you if you ask nicely. And to the idea of a dogging club ................. cant see it working myself. Best idea is to post on the forum if you are looking for people or looking to be watched. Take care guys n gals be safe XXX ps if you ever get into the chat room plz say hi ta ta
Hi Susan, and Hi Dave m8, Hmmmmm methinks Susan is a little unsure of what she wants. This thread started off very peculiarly and seemed to go downhill rather speedily, Susan if u are interested in dogging ( Which is an extremley potent libido awakener) you might do well to take David 48 up on his offer and i have spoken to dave before and can vouch for him. You may find a new lease of life ( sexually) as it sure as hell beats fumbling under the covers and carpetburns only downside is the mud sometimes lol. If you are interested and do partake let us know. That feeling driving home afterwards giggling like school kids................ unbeatable hope you do and enjoy Take care. John.
Hic ......... ello well put me down for attending after last night. What a GREAT bunch of folks at the Edinburgh munch. Confused m8 u dont have to do mutch just attend when it happens and keep posting so we know u are still interested. goes to the calendar scores off another day hehehehehe
Just a word of thanks to all you wonderfull people. My head is thumping and what a brill night. looking forward too seeing even more people at N-E munch. so if you havent yet booked W T F u waiting on?????????? lol guys thanks again your concern was vastly appreciated ooooooooooo pub here i cum hair dog bit me mines.......... a ........paracetamol.................... hehehehehe
Hi Guys just a quickie my Dad was taken into hospital on Tuesday so i'm a little unsure if i am going to make it to Mc Munch if i dont Booooooo Hooooooooo Cos i was really looking forward to meeting all you lurvley peeps cya take care XXXXXXXXX fr the Ladies And a firm manly handshake fr the guys.
Well i am taken aback, No not pooper schuted, Gentlemen prefer blondes, ffs Maz u must be the best Blonde in the whole World, (cliche) I had no idea (santa poked Rudolphs eyes out) whom to congragulate but i now have an inkling, more power to your jaw's hun you'r a star. Ahhheemmm when u cumming up to Edinburgh.?????????/
