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jinjamik
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Hertfordshire

About

It is not so easy to conjure up a profile which will be appealing to a woman. If I try to be funny, they think me a fool. If I try to be sexy, they either think I’m a pervert, a stalker or a total twat! So all that is left is to talk about myself, but then they think I am just arrogant or a bit of a prick (which I hope I am not)! So here goes nothing:

I need to find a good woman or better yet a bad woman, to spend the day having some fun and perhaps some more fun after that. I don’t do the Long Term relationship thing too well, but I am not into screwing every woman I meet (they won’t let me!).

I have a slim to medium physique (which could probably use a little work), I smoke, rarely drink; but do like the odd real ale or glass of good red wine, love to cook, like to eat (and the food) and apparently I have quite a big penis (or so I am told). I say apparently, as I don’t go round looking at others to compare it, so I guess you will have to be the judge of that.

I am reasonably fit and I am healthy (D&D free) and I believe that passion and pleasure should know no bounds. I don’t do the “5 minute quickie”, I prefer enjoying plenty of foreplay too much for that; and why rush something you enjoy that much?

Well now onto the likes and dislikes:

Things I like:

• Good food,

• Good coffee,

• Being the cause of several orgasms,

• Lots of foreplay,

• Going down on a woman,

• Great sex,

• Lots of after-play,

• Caressing,

• Kissing,

• Being naked,

• Passion,

• Being Romantic (yes I DO understand the meaning of the word),

• Good music (this excludes most Rap, Country & Western and Opera - Sorry).

Things I don’t like:

• Crap food,

• Crap coffee,

• Having to wear clothes,

• Having to go to work,

• Not having great sex,

• Not being with a woman who likes to be woken from her slumber with an orgasm (by my tongue),

• Spam (the tinned stuff or the emails),

• Organic dental floss (pubes in the teeth).

Things you might like to know about me:

• Height = 6’ 0”,

• Weight = About 11st 10lb,

• Waist = 36”

• Hair = Ginger (yes I know for lots of you it’s a turn off),

• Build = Slim to medium.

Well if you want to know more, then you’ll just have to ask.

Have fun and good luck in your search,

Mik.

Interests

Anal sex
Erotic writing
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Straight sex

Seeking

Female
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles