UPDATE 2013 I have met an amazing awesome woman! Aww man she is so cool and hot and sexy and horny and beautiful and well I will shut up cept to say we very in love and still looking for fun as a couple. Anyway she will write her own profile on here but fyi she is awesome ;) If we are all very lucky she will add some pics to prove me not a liar xx Peace n love thanks for reading.

Cinnamon Girl:

Hi I'm made of Cinnamon and I love Mr Jizzyman. I have heard that sex can be quite fun and also good for the health and I am quite keen to discover the truth of this alleged rumour! So see our advert for what we are looking for and give us a kiss gorgeous :* xxxx

Jizzman:

Hi there, I am a genuine male (see pic)- as in genuinely male, seeking an intelligent articulate, dynamic woman. Looks are not important to me, but I realise that they may be important to you so I would just like to say straight away that I think you look fabulous, is that a new dress? Have you done something to your hair? Are those new shoes? They are fantastic.

Me? Well, I am rich, single and complicated. I like everything, except for the things that I don't, and my two favorite sayings are "Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity" and "Good communication is the cornerstone of happy relationships. Learn how to talk and listen successfully" I like poetry, guns, planes, cars, history, sci-fi, politics, computer games and kung fu. I don't like violence, prejudice, pain and people who smell bad. My favorite actor is Cheech Marin, actress is Buffy, movie is Countryman, book is Attention in Neurophysiology, song is LAZY by deep purple, politician is Steve Biko, poet is LKJ & astronaut is Buzz Aldrin.

What do I look like? I dont know, I try not to look!

I like to show off on cam, and I love to chat but I dont like to chat as part of a group. (The scrolin "hi how are you?" ad nauseum, with the pmsl's, ffs's and lmao's) I only whisper one to one and sorry if this offends I'm not good with rules. So that is me (me me me) What about YOU?

Freedom is a state of mind.

Love is blind.

Peace and Love

XX

Dinah Moe Humm

PS You can only use my profile pics if you pay me loads of cash IN ADVANCE or if you are really fit, ask nicely and don't tell anyone that the pics are of me! (Unless they are really fit aswell!) Or unless you are a gay female couple needing photographic reminders of why you don't like cock!