Window shopping at the moment tried a few models out the window, some gave me refunds some gave me fun!!!!

If you don't have a sense of humour then jog on!!! I'm here to have a laugh and see what happens, I dont want to call your phone and help you wank, I dont want to meet you and have you throw me over your car bonnet. I am a VERY honest blunt witty person and speak my mind. Life ain't a rehersal so AVE SUM FUN!!

if at first you don't succeed sky diving is NOT for you!!!!

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, tomorrow isn`t looking good either