Ok, me... well I'm a playboy, philanthropist, athlete and liar! :) Actually to tell you the truth I'm lying about the first three things. And also about the last one as well, as I always like to tell the truth and be honest with people. It just works better that way, especially when you're trying to get into someone's pants! :) Anyway, I'm an educated professional, working in the creative field as a Creative Director. I'm 44 and straight with a gsoh (I honestly used to think that meant 'gas central heating' but found out very quickly that it didn't). I'm very relaxed and laid back (or so I've been told) and I get on with everyone, except husbands! :) I'm looking for discreet nsa incredible rock-my-world safe sex with a crazy, attractive, intelligent, millionairess super-model who isn't too picky. :) Or on the other hand, someone who enjoys life and laughing and sex (because believe it or not I love sex!). I also quite fancy meeting up with a couple if the chemistry is there. It's something I've not yet tried, but there's a first time for everything. Ideally I'm looking for someone who would just love to be pampered all day (and I mean ALL day). I'm 100% genuine too. I won't waste your time. Life is just too short. Now, I live in Suffolk and work in London. I also travel all over the world with my work, so travelling to you is no problem. I'd prefer daytime meets, but a loooooong night of sex also goes down very well. I'm perfectly happy to arrange a hotel if necessary (or the back of a bus!). So, I think that's all the basic stuff out of the way...now if you're even just slightly interested (admit it you are a little bit! You want me don't you! You're gagging for it aren't you! No? Oh... :( Anyway, just get in touch and we can have a little chat and get to know each other better, maybe go for a drink. I promise to put a smile on your face and make you laugh, but please no laughing in bed! :) I'd never recover from that. Go to the bathroom first, but don't let me hear you laughing ;) Anyway, if you're interested, in a friendly, funny, polite, down to earth guy who wants to spoil you, then please get in touch. I'm waiting for you. Bye for now. :)xxxxxx. PS. You won't be disappointed. I'm a really good kisser too I've got a 14 inch