Since I was very young I have always wanted to be the invisible man. The advantages are obvious; free entry to rock concerts, escape from the wife when needed and being able to watch girls taking their clothes off. Obviously, I'm not invisible so haven't been able to take advantage of any of these.

Finding this site though made me think about this again and how I might at least be able to do something about the third one. What I am looking for is someone, female or couple, who will completely ignore me - as if I really was invisible. Thinking they were alone, they would undress or be undressed by their partner. Maybe it would be bathtime, either innocent and clean or an excuse to play. Maybe they would decide it was time to play with their favourite toy. Maybe, if I'm really lucky, I could get to see how a couple entertain themselves when there's nothing on the TV (which is most of the time)

There would be absolutely no physical contact - this would spoil the effect. I am totally discrete and suffer from "invisibility amnesia" which unfortunately means that I forget everything that happens while I am invisible (except for a hazy, dream-like memory).

If you are interested in helping, please get in touch. Young or old, large or small, near or far, red or green it doesn't matter. I just want to make the most of my powers.