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kent___cpl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Straight Female, 45
0 miles · Kent

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Hi Deal or no Deal
Could you please add us as well?
This will be our first social, so any hints or tips would be greatly appreciated.
Many Thanks
Kent Cpl
Going on from Dirty Doggers show ideas, how about 'The Dogging Factor'? Where eager contestants have to try to use mental agility to unlock and decode the various signals sent by four seperate cars in an isolated car park. Only one car holds the true target couple, the others hold a variety of people playing with their new cars gadgets and other assorted wind-ups.
Interpret the signals wrong and approach the wrong car cock in hand and you're outta here!
Better start a new thread for this, we've helped hijack our own one. Doh!
Although the thread was intended to be tongue in cheek, we can assure you all that the show really was on. It stars Phil Daniels (Quadrophenia, Scum etc) as a dodgy lawyer and is quite entertaining.
The full story was that a meet had been arranged in a carpark by a couple (Silk and Satin), who were looking for gentlemen of generous proportions. A young lad tried to join in, got offended when told he didn't 'measure up' and attacked the couples car. The doggers then proceeded to beat the living crap out of him and it all ended up at the nick with Phil Daniels picking up the case. From what we've read on here it was more of a documentary than a 'ficticious' black comedy lol .
On a serious note, we do wonder if the shows researchers have been trawling this site for inspiration, as Satin was the male half of the couple, and was portrayed as a Guy who enjoyed cross-dressing. Spooky? Coincidence? You be the judge. It'll never stand up in court though :lol:
Did anybody see 'Outlaws' on BBC3 tonight? Great show hidden away about a firm of solicitors.
Tonights episode was a little more interesting than usual though. It featured an assault on a Guy by a group of doggers. Apparently, he spoilt the show and got a good hiding for his efforts :kick: . We really enjoyed that bit rotflmao .
However, the real suprise was that the couple putting on the show were called 'Silk and Satin'. This obviously prompts the question to Silk & Big G and Blue & Satin: Have you Guys teamed up to gain celebrity staus? Anything you Guys want to share with the forum? lol
What's next? Get me into here, I'm a dogger! Now that's entertainment.
We tried dodding once. I dressed up as Ken Dodd and the Mrs made an impressive diddy man. Didn't get much action though, must have been the teef!
Sorry to take the pee, just a joke. Welcome aboard! lol
We were wondering about this after our first 'show recently'. We'd parked up in a known spot and I was getting busy with Mrs when we noticed that we'd attracted the attention of a Guy. He stayed at a respectful distance and we flahed the interior lights as we understood this to be the accepted 'signal'. Sure enough, he sidled over to see me working on Mrs with her flexible friend, tits out and moaning, oblivious to it all.
As it was out first time, we were both nervous and Mrs had her eyes closed. I whispered that he was by the car watching and then the inevitable happened! A tosser pulls up behind us with lights blazing and just sits there! mad The watcher shuffled off and stayed in the distance while we sat there getting more and more pissed off with the guy behind.
What followed was half an hour of moving around until said tosser got the message and left us alone. Watcher rejoined us and by this time Mrs was treating me to a blow job worthy of a porn star! I signalled the guy to my side of the car so he could see better and he duly obliged. After I couldn't hold it any further, he wandered off into the darkness. What shocked us was the fact that he hadn't 'whacked one out', so to speak, as we both kind of expected and was excited by the anticipation of watching him.
Our further question is: Is this the norm? We fancy the spectator side of this 'hobby' but are not interested in going any further. Maybe he was holding out for more, like an invitation. Or maybe the show wasn't up to the usual standard. Your comments would be greatly appreciated. But after all is said and done, we found the experience to be truly liberating and will certainly be playing again! :twisted:
Hi all biggrin . We're new to this site and this past-time and were wondering if there were any other couples in the Kent area who would be willing to share a little advice with us.
We know of one site and went there last week for a little fun. There was only one other car there, so we felt at ease. The guy in the car was parked a little way behind us and flashed a couple of times when we first arrived, but being 'nervous newbies' redface we didn't send any signals for him to approach and, to his credit, he stayed in his car. We had a little fun knowing he was there and found the whole experience to be very erotic. In fact, we wished afterwards that we'd invited him over for a 'show'.
Encouraged by this, we returned a few days later and what a difference! Quite a few cars present and much pushier. Parking very close and, in one case, squeezing in a gap that truly wasn't there in front of us when a car had tried to give us a little room evil . A little scary, so we went home for our fun.
Don't get us wrong, we know what everyone is there for. We just need to ease ourselves into it and need a little space. We'd like to put on a show, but not for a lot of people at this stage. Maybe one or two and see how it goes. We'd also like to watch another couple at play, but are not looking to swing.
Are there any couples out there who can give us advice on quieter spots in Kent or even share some advice on getting started? We'd greatly appreciate your help.
Look forward to hearing from you. :D