Hi folks, 'ello to one and all from OzStrayLeeAh. Hope everyone has a cool Christmas as it's blimmin' hot down 'ere (total fireban etc because it is bush fire season). Hope everyone gets the pressie that they want for Xmas as it is really good to see everyone walking around with a smile on their face because they received something other than what normally makes them smile, if you know what I mean.
Keep up the great work on the site - love reading the stories (the real ones), and lets hope the site remains free! Okay, enough rabitting on, here is the joke for you all.
The Five Surgeons:
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
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kiwiguy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 64
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I would have thought the British public was not as gullible as shown through their panic buying, and the negative consequences they have brought upon themselves through (lack of) availability and (higher) prices.
While the Powers that be felt that the Ashes should be more fairly distributed globally (18 years southern hemisphere and 1 year northern), before returning to the common cycle again next year, things just do not look pleasant at the moment in the land of the great grey cloud.
Well we have just heard that your national team sport heros (sic) are been relegated to #11 on the FIFA top football team spot. The English rubgy team could be beaten by the NZ womens rugby team on current performances. Your just about getting into the shitty winter months.
I guess what I am leaning towards is getting the whole SH clan to forget about the miseries of the UK and have a holiday down under in good old New Zealand and/or our western island Australia. At the very least you will be able to enjoy petrol at less than 40p per litre. Actually I don[t really know why your up in arms about the cost of petrol - crikey you pay a lot more for a cup of coffee and how much liquid do you get in that (or a bottle of water for that matter) - petrol is CHEAP and PLENTIFUL downunder.
Let me know if you are serious about looking for accommodation in Gods Own Country - because if you want time on the beach I will have exactly what you are looking for. Bye for now
While the Powers that be felt that the Ashes should be more fairly distributed globally (18 years southern hemisphere and 1 year northern), before returning to the common cycle again next year, things just do not look pleasant at the moment in the land of the great grey cloud.
Well we have just heard that your national team sport heros (sic) are been relegated to #11 on the FIFA top football team spot. The English rubgy team could be beaten by the NZ womens rugby team on current performances. Your just about getting into the shitty winter months.
I guess what I am leaning towards is getting the whole SH clan to forget about the miseries of the UK and have a holiday down under in good old New Zealand and/or our western island Australia. At the very least you will be able to enjoy petrol at less than 40p per litre. Actually I don[t really know why your up in arms about the cost of petrol - crikey you pay a lot more for a cup of coffee and how much liquid do you get in that (or a bottle of water for that matter) - petrol is CHEAP and PLENTIFUL downunder.
Let me know if you are serious about looking for accommodation in Gods Own Country - because if you want time on the beach I will have exactly what you are looking for. Bye for now
Hi there, just on the extreme outside chance that a couple is looking to go dogging outside during today, and would like a nice looking, considerate, patient, (yeah sure you've heard it all before!!) to watch them then please let me know. Looks like I am having a day off!!
Me - 44yo male, pics sent on request to your email address. Thanks.
Me - 44yo male, pics sent on request to your email address. Thanks.
hi folks
I have viewed the location sites in Kent, and wonder if some kind generous lovely nice fantastic sensitive and understanding Swinging Heaven readers could provide me with one or two alternative places where I could go and view (and hopefully more!).
The reason I ask is to perhaps go somewhere other than heaps of people go simply due to their popularity.
Many many thanks in anticipation
Dave
I have viewed the location sites in Kent, and wonder if some kind generous lovely nice fantastic sensitive and understanding Swinging Heaven readers could provide me with one or two alternative places where I could go and view (and hopefully more!).
The reason I ask is to perhaps go somewhere other than heaps of people go simply due to their popularity.
Many many thanks in anticipation
Dave
