Sexpert
thank you!!!!! i used toi have this video and then i lost it! i have the mp3 though but without the video the humour is a little lost.
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krazykayaker
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 40
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · County Durham
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Sexpert
sorry for the long delay in being away, been so busy and totally forgot about SH but now I'm back only to find a long list of emails off single men who liked our ad - which states cpls only, is this the swinging heaven i left or does noone read the ads, anyways i took great delight in replyin to the idiots 
anyways no more rants n raves i aint like that, anyone that remembers us- post a message and let us know how you are.
we havent got much news - our cat got run over a few months ago and died which has thrown our world apart but we're coping - we now have a 13 month old rescue cat and a 10 week old kitten :-D who are lovely
we're appling for jobs in the durham area and hope to move back there soon to buy a house! grew up there so will nice to get back
off to have a barbeque now - lovely weather for it
hugs to all you people - ive missed u loads :twisted:
anyways no more rants n raves i aint like that, anyone that remembers us- post a message and let us know how you are.
we havent got much news - our cat got run over a few months ago and died which has thrown our world apart but we're coping - we now have a 13 month old rescue cat and a 10 week old kitten :-D who are lovely
we're appling for jobs in the durham area and hope to move back there soon to buy a house! grew up there so will nice to get back
off to have a barbeque now - lovely weather for it
hugs to all you people - ive missed u loads :twisted:
Sexpert
hmmm im not doing very well at all at this party thing, i promised my old co-worker she cud do one at mine and i have 2 guarantted to come and 3 possibles which is depressing, so if neone just wants a good social night drink and chat - i may even keep some of my fireworks wooo! plz let me know :-(
shud be a good laugh if nething and a catch of ppl in our area
thanks guys.... hope u hear from some of u soon xxxxx
shud be a good laugh if nething and a catch of ppl in our area
thanks guys.... hope u hear from some of u soon xxxxx
Sexpert
ok guys.
ive sorted out a date for the aloe vera party im holding (wednesday 9th november) - thought it wudf be a good excuse to meet ppl, catch up etc. the person who is doing the aloe vera range side is coming for about 7-7:30ish and the party (drinks and music) will go on as long as the ppl do
i would love it if some of you guys could make it.
pm me for more details or leave a message on the forum
Thanks!
Rach and Matt
ive sorted out a date for the aloe vera party im holding (wednesday 9th november) - thought it wudf be a good excuse to meet ppl, catch up etc. the person who is doing the aloe vera range side is coming for about 7-7:30ish and the party (drinks and music) will go on as long as the ppl do
i would love it if some of you guys could make it.
pm me for more details or leave a message on the forum
Thanks!
Rach and Matt
Sexpert
ok im not sure if im allowed to put this on the site or not but anyways...
when i finished my previous job i promised a friend from there she could run a party at my house for the brand of toilletrees she has a catalogue for for aloe vera (like avon parties), but with me being a lot way away from all my mates as they have gone off to uni im stuck as how to get approx 15-20 people around..
would anyone be interested in it, it would be a weekday evening and i thought it would be a good excuse to meet up with people from the surrounding area etc, and have a good time (music/drink/snacks)
either post on here or pm me if you'd be interested and ill sort out a date, i live in York.
thanks!
(i hope im allowed to post this so apologies if im not)
when i finished my previous job i promised a friend from there she could run a party at my house for the brand of toilletrees she has a catalogue for for aloe vera (like avon parties), but with me being a lot way away from all my mates as they have gone off to uni im stuck as how to get approx 15-20 people around..
would anyone be interested in it, it would be a weekday evening and i thought it would be a good excuse to meet up with people from the surrounding area etc, and have a good time (music/drink/snacks)
either post on here or pm me if you'd be interested and ill sort out a date, i live in York.
thanks!
(i hope im allowed to post this so apologies if im not)
Sexpert
Hello,
Sorry to have to do this to you but matt isnt well this morning.... will still try and make it if he's feeling better latr but atm he hasnt even got out of bed! (which isnt good as he's a 7:30 up at weekends person)
have a great time without us and dont make me too jealous later (very disappointed rachel now)
Sorry to have to do this to you but matt isnt well this morning.... will still try and make it if he's feeling better latr but atm he hasnt even got out of bed! (which isnt good as he's a 7:30 up at weekends person)
have a great time without us and dont make me too jealous later (very disappointed rachel now)
Sexpert
lol mr kk's costume is making me laugh so much!!
its my fault i apologise in advance
its my fault i apologise in advance
Sexpert
costumes kinda sorted (w aregood at leaving til last minute) 1 or 2 sleeps to go depending on how long i stay up drinking tonight
postie - i hope the kayak isnt part of the costume or i may have to join in!!???
postie - i hope the kayak isnt part of the costume or i may have to join in!!???
Sexpert
whack him with hmk pipstrelle next time and he wont be drinking again lol
Sexpert
erm i dont care what i wear on my feet (which i know isnt girly) as i have bad legs so cant wear any heels, mainly i live in trainers and walking boots
:shock:
:shock:
Sexpert
Quote by johneboy
lol that made my day -thanks :twisted:
what did? Tim Speedle's unnecessary death or me being a right girly ? :confused:
im afraid it was simply the rules xxxx
Sexpert
is there any chance us2 can be added or put on the reserve list? sorry we didnt go the notts, bit busy moving house!! xxxx
Sexpert
is there any chance us2 can be added or put on the reserve list? sorry we didnt go the notts, bit busy moving house!! xxxx
Sexpert
Krazykayaker has now lost it's kayak, STOLEN (ok ok maybe not) to Postie
Hope you enjoy it and you got home safely
xxxx
Hope you enjoy it and you got home safely
xxxx
Sexpert
add us two hunny thanks xxxx
can take anyone from york area if needs be
can take anyone from york area if needs be
Sexpert
the club ive been too just has them lying in the rooms so i suppose that solves all problems!!
Sexpert
Hello, we are a cpl 20 and 23 I (rach) am bi and would love to meet you to, but we only swing as a cpl, even if my bf only touches me.
anyways even if you arent interested, welcome to the swinging world - have fun
anyways even if you arent interested, welcome to the swinging world - have fun
Sexpert
wow what a response? i had a simple thought to add:
terrorism - id cards claim to stop this, so what stops someone legally entering this country via passport/customs etc and blowing most of london up (gaining home made explosives in the UK). once they are dead they arent going to care if we know who they are?
terrorism - id cards claim to stop this, so what stops someone legally entering this country via passport/customs etc and blowing most of london up (gaining home made explosives in the UK). once they are dead they arent going to care if we know who they are?
Sexpert
I'm sure how most people stand on I.D cards but both me and matt are against them and im not going to write a huge post on why as this link says it all - worth a look! there is a pledge on there that has over 10,00 signatures xxxx
Mod edit xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mod edit xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexpert
thanks so much for the offer to look at it for us, sadly we live in York. going to show M ur posts tonight and see what he can do xxxx
Sexpert
thanks so far for the advice i have been to both halford and motorworld and they said they have no idea!!
Sexpert
right me and the bf have a car stereo problem, dont know much about car stereos so please help!!
we have a skoda and when we got it we replaceds the steroe with a ford one from a scrap yard so the car has ford wiring. this was fine but was a tape player so we have upgraded.
got a new stereo from aldi the other day and bought a iso to ford connector, however once u put the car ignition on the stereo doesnt recognise the speakers are there until u unplug the iso/ford connector and put it back in again. its then fine and plays ok until u turn the ignition off again.
if anyone can help and needs more info on my problem i can try and explain better
thanks a lot babes xxxx
we have a skoda and when we got it we replaceds the steroe with a ford one from a scrap yard so the car has ford wiring. this was fine but was a tape player so we have upgraded.
got a new stereo from aldi the other day and bought a iso to ford connector, however once u put the car ignition on the stereo doesnt recognise the speakers are there until u unplug the iso/ford connector and put it back in again. its then fine and plays ok until u turn the ignition off again.
if anyone can help and needs more info on my problem i can try and explain better
thanks a lot babes xxxx
Sexpert
hello guys,
just wanted to apologise for our absense recently. just finished uni and got a new job, that is itself has kept me busy enough but not been too well either and ive missed many posts and stuff, but wanted to let u know im still alive and my other half is good too. moving house mid-august to the other side of york as its nearer to harrogate for work so all will be hectic then as well
~hugs and kisses~
just wanted to apologise for our absense recently. just finished uni and got a new job, that is itself has kept me busy enough but not been too well either and ive missed many posts and stuff, but wanted to let u know im still alive and my other half is good too. moving house mid-august to the other side of york as its nearer to harrogate for work so all will be hectic then as well
~hugs and kisses~
