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lee__jones
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 48
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Is there anybody out there tonight who is up for a bit of texting fun, to while a dull Sunday evening away? Im not stupid enough to advertise my phone number on this forum, but if you fancy having a bit if a giggle, PM me. I know its probably less hassle to go out and buy a webcam, but Im afraid I am a bit of a technophobe! C'mon guys and girls PM me!
Quote by freckledbird
Oh god, he's been gone for ages - do you think he's OK? He might be having an allergic reaction to the nut oil as we speak - his balls could be swollen to the size of footballs :shock:
They were that size already
Not actually done the deed as of yet...got distracted by something else, thanks for your concern though! Getting cold feet about the whole 'Nutella experience', any other ideas for lubrication? Quote by davej
Lee I can assure you it's not a wind up and the only reason for freckledbirds rolling smilies is because she well remembers the tale of the first time I used it after having it reccomended to me on here. We failed to ensure that the dog was secured in the kitchen and all hell broke loose. Dachhunds are short in the leg, but can jump surprisingly high when there's a need and I had a hell of a job getting away from the beast.
OK then, Nutella it is. Starting to itch a little so I might just slap some on right now! Havent got the burden of any having to lock any animals away you'll be pleased to hear. Please excuse me while I get my hands dirty
Quote by davej
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!
Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .
Is this a wind up? Ive got a tub each of Nutella & Marmite in front of me and I am in the process of deciding which one to slap on. C'mon guys, reassure me Im doing the right thing? My balls have taken enough of a pasting today as it is!
Quote by davej
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!
Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .
Just checked the kitchen cupboards and only have the crunchy variety in at the moment
Cheers for the tip...Ive just added it to this weeks shopping list! In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!
