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lenonio
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · North Lincolnshire
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I used to shave weekly. But not anymore, although it makes having your balls sucked feel much better, for the other 23 1/2 hours of the day your sack is constantly stuck to your leg. All smooth and slimey.
Or does anyone know a way to combat this?
I did try washing but that only worked for a couple of days.
Or does anyone know a way to combat this?
I did try washing but that only worked for a couple of days.
I lenonio, destroyer of worlds, creator of civilizations solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe (as long as its tax deductible)........ I shell never surrender!
Quote by TheDrummer
Right, everyone round to mine right now for a huge snog fest in the hopes it really is contagious. I'm about 18 months behind with the accounts & 3 years behind on the filing so it's a disease I really need to catch.
I'd even kiss a 24 yr old accountant if I thought I would catch the filing bug & I've been straight since I left boarding school. Mind, as it's more than 24 years since I left school, I suppose he might not be so keen. If I was female I'd suppose I might have a 24 yr old accountant offering to do the filing for me! He's only up the road too.
Accountants only work for one thing i'm afraid, and thats cash or favours.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
They are brill, saw them back in June at the Milton Keynes Bowl, fantastic..........:thumbup: So good to see a truely talented band, who so obviously enjoy what they are doing...
I was there too, was the best gig i've seen ever.
The DVD mentioned in the original posting was recorded on that weekend if you wan to try n spot yourself
Quote by partyman
Childish playground prank springs to mind. This person joined on 10 November and within minutes a silly little post that means nothing appears.
"e-mail us for pix" - obviously someone with no idea of this scene, and, oh yeah, we're all gonna queue up to hand him our e-mail addresses...right?
I've heard of school kids doing this. This kid will most probably be in competition with his classmates to see whose prank wins by scoring the most e-mail addresses.
or creates the longest thread
Blimey, what you guys need is a professional.
Have a lever arch file. Write "statements" on the side. Get some dividers and put them in. Label the dividers, Curr a/c, credit card, topshop etc etc. and when you recieve a statement put it in the relevant section. The most recent to the top is easiest.
Have another file for the proper important stuff. Birth cerc. House deeds. etc
and another for the other correspondance. the dividers on this might be. Car, House, Holiday etc etc.
By the way my daydream fantasy most definately includes a competant filer who does exactly as she is told.
Have a lever arch file. Write "statements" on the side. Get some dividers and put them in. Label the dividers, Curr a/c, credit card, topshop etc etc. and when you recieve a statement put it in the relevant section. The most recent to the top is easiest.
Have another file for the proper important stuff. Birth cerc. House deeds. etc
and another for the other correspondance. the dividers on this might be. Car, House, Holiday etc etc.
By the way my daydream fantasy most definately includes a competant filer who does exactly as she is told.
as long as it's recorded correctly in the petty cash book then yes.
I have to say, sitting at this desk all day for the last 3 years, I have on many occasions dreamed of the day when a suzzy clad female wanders in, does all my filing, sharpens my pencils and then asks if there's any thing else she can do for me while she's waiting for her mum to pick her up.
we can but dream.
Quote by osker99
Good job too, you tend to get in big trouble if you drift off. Woke up in quite a lot of pain once after doing just that. :twisted:
I fell asleep going down on a girl once due to drinkin too much wine. She said I carried on for a while but was snoring. She thought I was trying out a new humming technique!!
I have also once puked into my mouth and had to swallow it.
Alchohol and sex for me is a no no.
I always do my shredding on a Friday afternoon. Then I can go to the pub at lunch and have a couple of pints without having to worry about thinking later on.
Filing though, now thats just a different kettle of fish. You could always take advantage of this strange condition/illness and come n do mine.
I've got low and high cabinates for you to bend and stretch to so be carefull how you dress. and don't expect anything other than cash payment, just in case it is contageous!!!!
Filing though, now thats just a different kettle of fish. You could always take advantage of this strange condition/illness and come n do mine.
I've got low and high cabinates for you to bend and stretch to so be carefull how you dress. and don't expect anything other than cash payment, just in case it is contageous!!!!
please can someone tell me what the (banned in this thread) V word is?
Well the next time I get over excited, sat at my desk looking at clare and steve's photos, I will come back to this thread about painfull willys to calm myself down.
ouch.
I had a testicular cist / sist (?) removed once. I started walking too early and split the stiches. Just thought i'd share that with you all.
ouch.
I had a testicular cist / sist (?) removed once. I started walking too early and split the stiches. Just thought i'd share that with you all.
