Pre-owned luxury model with all the extras

Free test drives are now being offered. I come complete with a money back guarantee and an extended service warranty. I am a divorced male. I have low mileage and was sparingly  driven. The standard features: 5'6", 180', black eyes, black hair (okay some grey), athletic build. Dealer options: hair on my head (not on my back), all my teeth, college educated, and fully employed. Additional options include conversational ability and a good sense of humor. TG:leo10866