IF YOU WON'T BOTHER READING THE PROFILE, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER MESSAGING/SENDING RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS - WE WON'T REPLY (AND WE KNOW IF YOU FECKERS DIDN'T :) )

Hi there! 

NO SINGLE MALES - for the moment! (sorry guys, we'll contact you ourselves if we would be interested)

"How r ye hun" type of messages will be ignored, sorry.

Answers of what are we into - are below the profile. We prefer if we exchange face pictures at at the start and see if the mutual attraction would be there. Also, please chat to us first before sending a friend request, it's about the quality, not the quantity after all! ;)

We don't look for "quick fuck" meets either. 

If all the above is ok with you, then the way we see the steps towards some steamy sex: Some polite chat --> Exchange some pictures --> Meet for a coffee or a drink--> Fun! ) A party format is definitely different and a lot quicker to fun part, and we would love to be invited to some parties! )

A GIRL is very shy - yet after a few encouraging drinks you will need to get a bucket of holy water or give her some intense filthy sex to calm that horny demon down - then repeat again, just. to be. sure..) She would love to experiment with a closer met lady, but she needs to take it slowly (result of bad experience with one couple long time ago) ) She's a bit into of nylon fetish and likes using toys from time to time to add intensity through the roof! 

A BOY has good sense of humor and easily makes friends! Handsome, eager and ready, would be willing to fulfill his own, as well as his girls wildest dreams, no matter how crazy they might sound, familiarized with multiple orgasm 

Safe sex, good hygiene, good manners and mutual respect is a must!

 Both speaking EN and few other languages 

If you made it this far, you have our respect, please start a message with  "hey 69" - we won't respond otherwise

****Both are into photography, so if there would be any couple/ female interested in EROTIC SHOOT/BOUDOIR SESSION - PM us to know more ) it can be both fun and productive. Confidentiality guaranteed ***