8) Rob
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letsflirt69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Hi all,
My question is why is it when we are placing a add or replying to a add we all get very fussy with what we are wanting or getting yet it seems with dogging anybody can just turn up and more than likely have a good time(ive never been dogging but have read other peoples comments)it just seems we all make a real effort to find what we are looking for but with dogging all expectations go out the window anyone else find this or just is it just me? 8)
Rob
My question is why is it when we are placing a add or replying to a add we all get very fussy with what we are wanting or getting yet it seems with dogging anybody can just turn up and more than likely have a good time(ive never been dogging but have read other peoples comments)it just seems we all make a real effort to find what we are looking for but with dogging all expectations go out the window anyone else find this or just is it just me?
8) Rob
I agree with you Pete,
I had a hubby filming me once and this is the honest truth everytime I was really getting in to it he would say right can you now do this I felt like a porn star (which aint a bad thing lol)but made it very hard to keep excited good job I have a very dirty mind :twisted: Also does anyone actually watch the film I just like to hear the soundtrack that makes me horney!! 8)
Rob
I had a hubby filming me once and this is the honest truth everytime I was really getting in to it he would say right can you now do this I felt like a porn star (which aint a bad thing lol)but made it very hard to keep excited good job I have a very dirty mind :twisted: Also does anyone actually watch the film I just like to hear the soundtrack that makes me horney!!
8) Rob
can I be the counter please always wanted to say 180 Theres a bear and a mouse walking thru the woods chatting away coz they are best friends when suddenly the bear falls into a hole,the mouse worried about his best friend calls out for help but no one is around so he runs home as fast as he can goes into the garage and gets the Mercedes Benz he then drives to the hardware store and buys some rope then drives as quick as he can back to his best friend the bear and pulls him out to safety with the car and rope.
A few days later they are walking thru the woods chatting away coz they are best friends when the mouse falls into a hole the bear whips out his cock and lets his best friend the mouse climb up out of the hole to safety.
The moral to this story is you dont need a Mercedes Benz to impress your friends if you've got a big cock!!
Rob 8)
A few days later they are walking thru the woods chatting away coz they are best friends when the mouse falls into a hole the bear whips out his cock and lets his best friend the mouse climb up out of the hole to safety.
The moral to this story is you dont need a Mercedes Benz to impress your friends if you've got a big cock!!
Rob
8) If you would have asked this one week and one day ago I might have said no however last weekend I met a great couple(you know who you are) and had a great night with them and we all got to play on top of that we have arranged to meet again.
Not ending there I had a fantastic time at a party last night yes im a single guy and I got a invite oh and what a night its fair to say I still have a twinkle in my eye a grin on my face and a very sore c..k from using it so much forward to keeping my good luck streak going and see what happens!!
Not ending there I had a fantastic time at a party last night yes im a single guy and I got a invite oh and what a night its fair to say I still have a twinkle in my eye a grin on my face and a very sore c..k from using it so much forward to keeping my good luck streak going and see what happens!!
8)MASTERCARD Wedding
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his brideand said,
"F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:- Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and friends................$32,000. Wedding
photographs commemorating the occasion..............................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best
man........................................................................
.Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
Now it occurs to me that this husband will never make a good swinger!! lol
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his brideand said,
"F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:- Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and friends................$32,000. Wedding
photographs commemorating the occasion..............................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best
man........................................................................
.Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
Now it occurs to me that this husband will never make a good swinger!! lol
