8) Rob
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8) Hi All,
I have a add on here 30986 which will tell you in detail what its all about but here is the short of it, im attending friday nite and maybe sat if a single female would like to team up, I've been told its one of the best clubs in UK and if your a little nervous about going on your own why not come with me and i'll be there to keep a eye on you etc...Anyway if you are interested check my add which will tell you a little more..
Thanks Rob
I have a add on here 30986 which will tell you in detail what its all about but here is the short of it, im attending friday nite and maybe sat if a single female would like to team up, I've been told its one of the best clubs in UK and if your a little nervous about going on your own why not come with me and i'll be there to keep a eye on you etc...Anyway if you are interested check my add which will tell you a little more..
Thanks Rob
Hey all what can be better not only is it the weekend but GFZ....
Well this one is for newcouple you might like this one!!
A New Zealand farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for
wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means and with a red face asks the vet to elaborate. The vet tells the farmer that he will have to inseminate them himself.
The farmer asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his
Landrover,
drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and
loads them in the Landrover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover and one of them is beepin the horn."
Dont you love the weekend! 8)
Rob
Well this one is for newcouple you might like this one!!
A New Zealand farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for
wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means and with a red face asks the vet to elaborate. The vet tells the farmer that he will have to inseminate them himself.
The farmer asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his
Landrover,
drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and
loads them in the Landrover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover and one of them is beepin the horn."
Dont you love the weekend!
8) Rob
Harrys right leeds i was like you a couple of weeks ago and must say ive been real lucky and got to meet a real nice couple which will be doing again in a couple of weeks and invited to a party and meeting a single female weds,so get yourself in the chatroom say hi be nice and good luck!!
See im scared to say it now 8) 
And Blue sorry wont call you a lady nomore have to think up some names to call you(I can think of a few 