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letsflirt69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56

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This is turning out to be expensive what with paying for the beers chocolates and Dawn rolleyes Although watching her pop the beer tops with her rings is well worth it wink
Rob
Glad it wasnt just me then lol Yes think its time to do the deed brv and give us more treats wink
Rob
I had a reply today from a ' hornycouple ' not sure where from but they are escorts still have email reply from them if you would like it sent onto you or anyone else for that matter ??
Rob
Dawn I do have something for you now close your eyes :rose: .....Damn wish I didnt drink the vodka what can I give her to drink ermmm let me think what goes down well with chocolates ermmm Dawn sweetie might take a big gulp coz a little sticky this errr ' drink ' tee hee :giggle: ... And yes my bum is cute thanks wink
Rob
I feel like the Milk Tray Man lol Okay have everything I need okay Dawn sweetie where are you I have something for you dunno BTW Fred thanks for chucking me out the gang so fast.....Hmmm know who my friends are.... rolleyes
Rob
Damn theres always one and its always me :giggle: Well guess I'll go sit in the corner now and think about what I done so I wont do it again redface
Rob
Who needs to go to the West End when we can have a show on here With the help of the lovely Dawn of course wink I cant wait for the next one maybe it should be called ' up at the crack of Dawn ' or ' Dawn rising ' or ' what £40 can buy you at Dawn ' the mind boggles...... 8)
Rob
Hmmm Dawn , rings , moaning , hell think I'll pull a chair up its worth £40 is it going to be like lord of the rings ?? Need to take a peep at your rings I dont care which one rolleyes
Rob
Sorry Dawn I cant help but dribble with the thought of you taking beer tops of with your rings lol ( wants a front row seat please )
I cant beleive you couldnt get more beer good job Fred here ( or is he ) as for the cheese would you like some whineeeeeeee with that. Women always complaining even when we offer a food with sex wink
Rob
Catch Fred get that down ya , a bit of Dutch courage will help...Just remember Fred when your ' relaxed ' it wont hurt as much :giggle: So I've been told............
Rob
Fred will YOU need the KY for what Wilma has in mind for you ?? lol need to get something of Blue....Just think of England Fred :giggle:
Rob
Hey all ,
Why we are all in festive mood and meeting for brunches etc how about a open day next year when the weather picks up ? Can be a golf day , tennis day , football , tiddly winks , whatever and open to all women , kids , fella's just a excuse to all meet up again and have a BBQ ( weather permitting ) and beer and a laugh... Im happy to be Manager/Captain for the south team and depending on numbers ( if any ) we can decide on what we play and when any ideas or offers ?????
Rob 8)
Well if we are all picking fav pics of Linda think the first one is best its saying im here come get me ( or is it just me ) wink 8)
Rob
Fred I have the KY will he need it ?? Dawns still playing with the rabbit I mean remote ooppss wink As for the beer I'll have one this could get fun now where is that Blue !!!
Rob
Have to agree with all of you here and yes im a single guy.. That all said I've stopped using the chatroom now coz a certain person/cpl got right up my nose mad ( no one here ) and to be honested I cant be bothered with a lot of the ' wanna shag ' and so on find it best just replying to adds and taking pot luck wink
Rob
Its a shame fitboy aint here he would have liked this thread :giggle: Dawn please put the batteries back when you have finished otherwise I'll have to get up and change the channel rolleyes Gee im garsping is she back from the offy yet with our beers confused:
Rob
Dawn aint that always the way just when it gets good 8) .........As for the remote , I guess you keep taking the batteries out of it so you wouldnt know how it works rolleyes ( if only the rampant rabbit could switch channels ) 69position I dunno Fred another beer please mate..... wink
Rob
Dawn sweetie I asked you to tape the football for me and it looks like you have messed up and taped some shite about nature rolleyes ( and you said you could work the remote control ) its a good job your good at cleaning and washing or there would be no use for you :giggle: ......Now wheres my pump I need to inflate something wink
Rob
Hey you say that ' wanting a shag tomorrow ' is bad , I would say wanting it yesterday is worse !! rolleyes
Rob
Okay which silly women keeps putting the toilet seat down ( damn I hate it when they do that ) rolleyes Fred can I have a top up on the beer please and where is that Fitboy is he still with Blue ?? :giggle:
Rob
Trips over a empty beer bottle ( where are them women when you need them ! ) did I here you say beer and a show ? Think I might stick around and pull up a chair also , Fred pass the beer mate this could get interesting lol
Rob
Hi all ,
Just adding to this thread , Dirty cpl your right people 'down south ' are more interested in age which is why I travel ' up north ' to meet genuine folk who are more into the social side of it rather than the sex !! It seems us from down south who are over 30 have to look else where and thank god its not so age related up north !!
Rob
I was lucky enough to meet a cpl in Wakefield , W Yorkshire last weekend, so keep looking mate they are out there!!
Rob
Im starting to think im going to have to grow my hair again which sucks as I love going to the hairdressers DOH !!! :cry:
Rob
Thanks Jas its true we all have different taste but nice to know what some of you think to give some of us guys a idea as to what you want and like.. 8) wink
Rob