I'd just like to start a campaign to save Fred from a cruel fate!!
I'm sure it was an accident that you kicked Wilma out Fred, certainly not deserving of the options presented in the poll.
Wilma, please have a heart and take pity on poor Fred. Could I suggest the following options: (if I can get the poll to work)
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Save Fred from a cruel fate!!
A more justifiable punishment for Fred's accidental booting of Wilma would be:
Quote by Bassdude
I'd just like to start a campaign to save Fred from a cruel fate!!
I'm sure it was an accident that you kicked Wilma, Fred, certainly not deserving of the options presented in the poll.
Wilma, please have a heart and take pity on poor Fred.
Oh how I laugh - NOT!!! :twisted:
Bassdude, if he gets off the hook now you will not believe the poll I will create for you. :evil2:
As to poor Fred - there is no such thing - he deserves all he gets!
whispers, btw, I voted for "To pander to all Mrs Flintstone's wishes for a fortnight."
PBFH :x Cast my vote.......hope you have two weeks of fun Wilma!!
*Shuffles away muttering "poor fred!"
This is fast getting out of hand! Steve - that was not funny!
I am beginning to think that the Jags option may be a better choice here!
Stop - i wanna get off!
Thinks *How the hell did I get myself into all this? - Only 2 weeks ago I was laughing at some poor idiot who got himself into a pickle with Bluexxx and here I am dicing with death myself!*
Anytime Wilma
Us invalids have to stick together against these mean and nasty men :P
Are we talking crops or cat o' nine tails - totally different techniques, but you may want to practice with both :twisted: just until you decide which you're comfy with.
Hi Fred, are you are having fun
Jas
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Us invalids have to stick together against these mean and nasty men :P
Are we talking crops or cat o' nine tails - totally different techniques, but you may want to practice with both :twisted: just until you decide which you're comfy with.
Hi Fred, are you are having fun
Jas
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Sex God
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BLOODY HELL - how come I get to be a threat rather than a sweet sweet promise???????????:(
I can't imagine being ground away to a pulp from excesive shagging being a very easy way to go.
If Fred does survive your Pleasure-Pain treatment Jags, he may never be the same man again.
Wishes Fred all the best in the polls that will surely be the making of a super pornstar or the breaking of a once good man.
Sex God
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Me - i'll take it as a sweet sweet promise! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fred
While the rest of us can only dream of such an occasion.
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While the rest of us can only dream of such an occasion.
I'll leave you some crumbs when I have finished mattmoleman!
heheheheheFred
I won't be in crumbs WHEN or IF you leave me Fred... (was just listening to Arsenic and Old Lace on radio yesterday!).I'll be thinking 'bloody hell, was that it????' Not worth the bother.......
:lol: I won't be in crumbs WHEN or IF you leave me Fred... (was just listening to Arsenic and Old Lace on radio yesterday!). I'll be thinking 'bloody hell, was that it????' Not worth the bother.......
Oooohhhh - just love a challenge! - Bet you tried buying a Yorkie once as well didn't you?
Lays back in chair chilling to Alan Parsons Project wondering when the invitation to the fight will drop through the letterbox!
Fred
Orgasminator
Hi Folks,
I think the poll was flawed right from the start, :taz: none of the options were pro. Fred. At least he deserves a decent chance. I'm sure Wilma got a lot more attention from Fred during her slight bout of 'Flu' than she's admitting.
I am recovering from Pneumonia, the second bout of it this year. No one to look after me, do the shopping, cook the meals, walk the dog (my real one) wash up etc., I have to get out of bed and do it all myself. I bet Wilma's had it a lot easier than me.
Sorry Wilma (I still loves ya babe) but Fred can't have been that bad.
Harry0
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bugger, it's 5 miles to the nearest shop and I'm out of medicine.
Somebody send me a large bottle of Scotch. Please.
I think the poll was flawed right from the start, :taz: none of the options were pro. Fred. At least he deserves a decent chance. I'm sure Wilma got a lot more attention from Fred during her slight bout of 'Flu' than she's admitting.
I am recovering from Pneumonia, the second bout of it this year. No one to look after me, do the shopping, cook the meals, walk the dog (my real one) wash up etc., I have to get out of bed and do it all myself. I bet Wilma's had it a lot easier than me.
Sorry Wilma (I still loves ya babe) but Fred can't have been that bad.
Harry0
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bugger, it's 5 miles to the nearest shop and I'm out of medicine.
Somebody send me a large bottle of Scotch. Please.
BEFORE I've even touched you - God, you are SUCH a disapppointment Fred - no wonder you can't get laid!!!
It worked - knew if I made the right noise and got drunk she would turn her nose up!
Roll on next weekend - If you win Jags we gonna have such fun fun fun!
*leans to one side and farts!*
Luv n hugs n stuff
Fred
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*winks at Jags*
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I'm sure Wilma got a lot more attention from Fred during her slight bout of 'Flu' than she's admitting.
Harry - sorry to say it was not flu - wish it was - seems she has some real problems this time - 7 trips to the doctors - 1 to hospital - a raft of tests and now looks like exploratory surgery next. She has been poorly for a month or more now.
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I am recovering from Pneumonia, the second bout of it this year. No one to look after me, do the shopping, cook the meals, walk the dog (my real one) wash up etc., I have to get out of bed and do it all myself. I bet Wilma's had it a lot easier than me.
bugger, it's 5 miles to the nearest shop and I'm out of medicine.
Somebody send me a large bottle of Scotch. Please.
Sorry to hear that Harry - must have been rough on you - hope you get well soon mate - would gladly run and fetch a bottle of the scottish fire water for you if it helps - you know that!
