A bloke down my rugby club had a huge foreskin, like a windsock. His party trick was to fill it up with coins. He claims to have stuffed in loose change in there. His nickname was 'The Pelican' 

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Well I've had a darned good look for him/her/it/them and i cant find one.
So, no there isn't I have decalred this to be the truth. AMen.

I did look hard honest even behind the radiator in the hall