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Quote by chardonnay
thank you Clare never been to the chatroom coz they wont let me in
Joxxx

chardonnay....their loss!!
Quote by rocky horror
DEFINATELY A FEMALE...
Cos a male would have but the balls on the INSIDE...!

SH*T more evidence it's not lloking good evil
Quote by TheFacilitator
Definitely a woman. :angel:
'Cos men have only got a willy.
But women have got a.... erhem... thingy. redface
And when you've got one of those, you can get a willy anytime you like. lol :lol: :lol:

ffs i thought you would all disagree with me.....maybe this site should be called swinging hell....for men :lol2:
My thread for Sunday :angel: :evil2:
What do you think?? God a Male or Female??
Methinks definatley a female...look at this site.....males rough time......females sit back and enjoy......what kind of heaven is this??? : mad
xxx
i suppose i'm going to have to be pulled in line....
Yes Steve, the morning after is a dangerous time, juggling hangover, hornines, and the pain of being sexually rebuked?? God was definately a woman (ooh an idea for a new thread methinks!) Sorry mate it's a no win situation!
Clare....still running the fan club though....sorry redface
xx
Seriously though....
this site is great, and that's because of the people in it, and chardonnay you fit in just fine babe......
An example of this is the response neilinleeds 'new job...' post got from everybody!
Enjoy it Chardonnay.......because you can't leave now! loon
arv
xx
Quote by fabio grooverider
thank you... a community is only as good as the guys who contribute to it.....
nutters the lot of them!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sean xxxxxx

i'll second that sean....i think i'm on the wrong site confused :? :lol2:
Quote by clarensteve
I know i like clubs as in fight club etc,etc and it really is rather flattering redface
But bless him,Steves started a serious(ish) kind of thread and i think i detect a hint of hi-jacking,just a little!
(no wonder he doesnt post often bless him,he'll be rocking in the corner soon :shock: )
Clare,xxx
wink

no!!! we're sticking to the hijack.......badges are being made as we type! :twisted:
Quote by sirlikalot
well...here goes..
I FANCY CLARE... :shock:
I would do it every morning with or without hangover... biggrin
:happy:

i think we're starting a Clare Fan Club.......want to join? :lol2:
Quote by PaulnSusie
Steve,
May have something to do with the way Susie wakes me up blast lol.... VERY satisfying... and just so much better than waking up to a blaring alarm or Moyles on radio 1!!!
Paul and Susie(Paul)

i'll second that.....then again moyles......eerrmmm loon
Quote by Calista
Every time I see tis thread in the list I think it's an instruction ....
So if all the prats want to line up I'll be happy to start feeling :twisted:

hey i'm a pra....shit, i fell for that one! nice one calista :twisted:
Quote by clarensteve
Is it just me or is this normal for all us males???
I always feel really horny and just want to shag the arse off Clare the morning after a heavy nights drinking,am i normal??
Steve,xxx
(BTW Clare normally doesnt let me near her the morning after sad )

no mate your not the only one........i alwayswant to shag the arse off Clare the morning after...... :lol2:
Quote by fabio grooverider
Oh, and by the way, I am sad and frustrated, dammit!!! banghead
rotflmao

maybe we should form the "sad and frustrated" club....
we are charter members.... but you get to be "el presidente"...... biggrin :D :D
oi fabio! this thread is all my fault, and i think if anyone should hijack it should be me!! :lol2:
absolutely fab! there i was thinking no one else had heard it....doh!! :twisted:
Quote by clarensteve
Chardonnay,after chatting to you on the chatroom i can see that your neither sad or frustrated,but if you ever do get frustrated,you know where to come :twisted: lol :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink

....does that go for the rest of us aswell?? :wink:
funtastic!
lets have more mindless stuff to while away the hours :lol2:
Quote by Straighteight
Hey, more welcomes from you nice folk and am very envious of Lovebug - got pole position there m8 ! wink
S8
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...managed to get under anais aswell..... rotflmao
Quote by chardonnay
lovebug your lovely wink

.......and you are too :love:
I've been a senior manager in the games industry....the time when they started introducing 18 cert ratings on games.....and i saw a very different side to this situation!
Legally we were not able to sell 18 cert games to under 18's. However, with all the advice we gave, parents still came in to buy them for their teens........you can regulate the industry, not parents! POINT 1 over
whether these games, films, images have effect on the people that use them? Yes, they must do, that's the thrill.....however only the already deranged will act on these primal impulses.......these games are only a trigger......POINT 2 over
I f these games are only a trigger, do you sanitise society, or remove the individual/s?......thats where the problem is!........POINT 3 over
I think these individuals need help, and we need to identify them earlier, so that a simple thing like a game or film can't act as a trigger for them to carry out these horrendous acts!!!.....There endeth all my points....phew!
PS PORN AT AN EARLY AGE IS HEALTHY....LOOK AT ME......NORMAL!
Quote by chardonnay
lovebug your lovely wink

......i'm seeing a doctor about foot in mouth syndrome......let you know how it goes!
Quote by Bari
Pretend you cant remember a thing. Look her in the eye and say, Did i see you the other night, I just cant remember a thing, think i may have had too much to drink!"
If she thinks you cant remember then its up to her if she takes it any further and if not no one need be embarassed

I vote for this! Less embarassment all round!
.... me thinks these are voices of experience!
Quote by chardonnay
national orgasm day? :cry: i wish

chardonnay....why the sadness...... i'm sure there's plenty of peeps on here that will make your wish cum true.......(bagsey first in the queue wink )
Quote by rocky horror
With all the national days we seem to hear about, it is bound to be some Yank?

....no! National Yank Day is for males only :wanker: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: