Quote by Libra-Love
:P Unless you really like the 70s porn star look I'd go with shaved
If you go for the 70's pornstar look..... i'll give you the music and the webcam...... what a fantastic way to end a challenging year!
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You may or may not have noticed (I hope you did!)... I've not been around for a few months. Bloody great to still see all the familiar names on here!
Since I was last here......
I've separated....
Moved into rented.....
Had my car burnt.....
Broke my foot....
Next?? God Knows!!!
Anyway, nice to see you all again>
XX
Since I was last here......
I've separated....
Moved into rented.....
Had my car burnt.....
Broke my foot....
Next?? God Knows!!!
Anyway, nice to see you all again>
XX
Quote by Straighteight
2. Warm sperm gargle and since no-one appears to have suggested this "home grown" remedy I conclude they have none for you ! Well I do and, to bring it right up to date, it comes in a handy pink pump action dispenser which is designed to store it at the correct temperature, just a few tugs and there you go, gargle gently then do swallow - take care not to gag !
There, that's my good deed done for the day, I'm off for a wank !
........i think it's available on the NHS.......ask your doctor... :lol2:
Quote by rotundman
I'd give your local dentist a ring and ask him/her for advice or orthodontist. You acn usually buy a mothwash at your local chemists dont know name but its a purpley colour and only costs a pound usually works. However, to have that many is unusual so it may be worth going to GPs after all. May have picked something up that has beenb sexually transmitted, dose not have to be gential contact or anal can be passed orally. Be safe check it out
Regards
Rot
CORSODYL - 'Manage recurring mouth ulcers, Maintains mouth hygiene, manage sore mouth and oral thrush, Gum Disease etc.....' That was from the dentist it did work....might be able to get it over the counter...........contains "chlorhexidine gluconate"
Good luck!
XX
I'll give you a kiss if it works :lol2:
Quote by Calista
Steve,
Just got home after a shit day myself......but my day pales into insignificance compared to yours mate!!
If, and only If, the news turns out to be bad, we will all organise a redundancy sex fest for you.......on the other hand if it's good news......we'll organise a 'Steve gets to keep his job' bash!
what do you think?
Hope things work out for you......and i think Calista should go round, ulcers and all!
ManHugs :therethere:
from
LoveBug
Cheeky Bugger ;) :twisted:
......that's the sweetest thing i've been called all day :lol2:
Cheeky buggerer you ;)
Steve,
Just got home after a shit day myself......but my day pales into insignificance compared to yours mate!!
If, and only If, the news turns out to be bad, we will all organise a redundancy sex fest for you.......on the other hand if it's good news......we'll organise a 'Steve gets to keep his job' bash!
what do you think?
Hope things work out for you......and i think Calista should go round, ulcers and all!
ManHugs :therethere:
from
LoveBug
Just got home after a shit day myself......but my day pales into insignificance compared to yours mate!!
If, and only If, the news turns out to be bad, we will all organise a redundancy sex fest for you.......on the other hand if it's good news......we'll organise a 'Steve gets to keep his job' bash!
what do you think?
Hope things work out for you......and i think Calista should go round, ulcers and all!
ManHugs :therethere:
from
LoveBug
who is looking for a way out of this 
but can't because he :love: 's having his Quote by easy
My thread for Sunday :angel: :evil2:
What do you think?? God a Male or Female??
Methinks definatley a female...look at this site.....males rough time......females sit back and enjoy......what kind of heaven is this??? :
xxx
Kinda presumptuous isn't it? You're assuming that there is a god in the first place.
That should have opened the can of worms nicely. :twisted: there must be a god easy.....who else would put men and women on the same planet :lol2:
Quote by clarensteve
As ever Clare, you show so much empathy......thats why you're so sexy......maybe you're the one hiding amongst us....you SexGoddess.......that doesn't mean you're a LibDem does it?
Thank you,flattery will get you everywhere
As for politics,bloody waste of time,they should turn the government over to us lot,would make it far more interesting!!!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:
we'd have a hoot......nice pics page btw mmmmmmm
Quote by clarensteve
I think that god was a sadist,it gave women pain,bleeding,pushing large things through small holes :shock:
It gave men,wingeing women who bleed and have too many hormones,not to mention balls on the outside when blokes fall onto the bar on their bikes,cant imagine the pain being female,but ouch!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx
As ever Clare, you show so much empathy......thats why you're so sexy......maybe you're the one hiding amongst us....you SexGoddess.......that doesn't mean you're a LibDem does it?
Quote by RSAB2
There's nothing better than a good shag to blow away those post alcohol blues!
:notes: note to self: Print Mrs RSAB2 appreciation badges ready for NW munch and hand them out randomly as people arrive, so as not to be out done.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
..you don't have to....it's already done mrs RSAB2 :love:
Quote by Ice Pie
Hi Just to say ta for all the friendly advice you are a gr8 bunch of peepsmost swinging sites are full of dirty old men
Jo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So's this one, haven't you read the ads... "Male, 69, DOM..."
hey icepie, shouldn't you have asked my permission before you quoted from my ad??
Shouldn't you have asked permission before plagiarising my ad in the first place??
sorry icepie didn't think you would notice
Quote by RSAB2
Male!!!
Only a man could have inflicted certain things onto women (such as childbirth and the menstrual cycle) Plus there's far more eyecandy for men out there.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Very salient points mrs RSAB2, quite agree, however, even with childbirth, the MC, women still live longer, are healthier, can satisfy their sexual thirst more easily, and in more than one way.......
Quote by Ice Pie
Hi Just to say ta for all the friendly advice you are a gr8 bunch of peeps
Jo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So's this one, haven't you read the ads... "Male, 69, DOM..."
hey icepie, shouldn't you have asked my permission before you quoted from my ad??
