Okay I'll serve............ Ping
(I will be hung out to dry for this one.)
When I was a much smaller version of the person I am now, I had a book. It was all about a duck called Ping. And now you've killed him, cooked him, and served him for everyone to eat. You cruel heartless woman!
(mmm... he's delicious!)
I knew it wouldn't work!!! FFS it's not hard.
I'll try again.......Pi oops sorry I dropped it.
Ping......
Pong!
And 'nought' in the top right hand corner....just for a diversion....
Ping
keep on playing but take a moment to see this...
pong
i love this game. but i must warn everyone, i always win.
ppoooooooonnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg! (slow return with spin on!)
PONG!!!!!
I have had it with subtlety!
Sorry, just realised I repeated a gag that had been used not two posts ago, how silly I feel, go on, feel me if you don't believe me :!:
:wanker:
Okay, Who pinched the ball??
Give it back!!!