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Anyone for Ping Pong?

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woosh!
bugger an air shot your serve

I'm crap at this.....I ping when I should pong, and pong when I should ping...
Anyone got a buttie?
Fresh from rant about "what is a swinger" PING
I would like to thank Wilma for having the foresight to launch this particular game, coming as it does, at this moment in time, when we must all stand behind our Leader and unite in hope, ambition, and ultimately, success, as this Party, leads YOUR country back to its former glory; only this Party can do that, on your behalf, and bold in our certainty that we shall, under President Tony, defeat all that must be defeated....
PONG......(with a particularly baffling bit of 'spin' applied.....)
Pi.......! Oh bugger, missed!
Sappho xxx
Well I will PING again
Next one!!!!
PPPPPing....................................
PPPPong.....
PPPPing.....................................
PPPPong......
PPPP PP PP .PP PP PP PPongggggggg............PPPPPing
PPPP PP PP .PP PP PP PPonggggggggg................................
PP PP PP P P P P PPPPPing........
PPPPong............
PPPPPing.
PINK PANTHER PLAYS PING PONG
Oh shit, forced me onto the back hand!
GNOP
Well use your other hand!!!
PING !!!!
Quote by artificer
PPPPPing....................................
PPPPong.....
PPPPing.....................................
PPPPong......
PPPP PP PP .PP PP PP PPongggggggg............PPPPPing
PPPP PP PP .PP PP PP PPonggggggggg................................
PP PP PP P P P P PPPPPing........
PPPPong............
PPPPPing.

Arti, if you have to resort to playing with yourself, I might be persuaded to make a little trip down the motorway lol
PANG !
Sorry - I have a sore arm biggrin
Quote by Angel Chat
PPPPPing....................................
PPPPong.....
PPPPing.....................................
PPPPong......
PPPP PP PP .PP PP PP PPongggggggg............PPPPPing
PPPP PP PP .PP PP PP PPonggggggggg................................
PP PP PP P P P P PPPPPing........
PPPPong............
PPPPPing.

Arti, if you have to resort to playing with yourself, I might be persuaded to make a little trip down the motorway lol
Angel Chat, I shall just go and get my Acme 'Persuading Kit' and will be right back..... biggrin
(exit, stage right....)
Ooops....nearly forgot....PONG!!
Hey people stop chatting and get on with game
PING
BING!
Sorry - no one minds if I put on a Crosby CD do they?
Good job I new it was PING !!
REF - Shut the bloomin crowd up! you cannot be serious about expecting me to play in this noise! I demand a void!
mad
lhk
P.S.
Acme 'Persuading Kit'
Arti, Kit is quite interested to hear what this might be>
lhk
( Hpoe my chair is finished Kat}
PONG !!!
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REF - Shut the bloomin crowd up! you cannot be serious about expecting me to play in this noise! I demand a void!
mad
lhk
P.S.
Acme 'Persuading Kit'
Arti, Kit is quite interested to hear what this might be>
lhk
Kat,
Consists of several bottles of bubbly stuff, unlimited supplies of Swiss Chocolate and a dozen red roses pinned to a picture of Johnny Depp......(plus a written testimonial from the Shrewsbury Ladies Rugby Team lol )
Right, my go.
Ping.........Ping..........Ping..........Ping.......Ping!..Ping..PingPingPing
Oh shit, enemy sub straight ahead...gotta go....Dive!Dive!Dive!
BLING !
Apologies - I'm obviously wearing too much garrish golden gangsta jewellery
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Consists of several bottles of bubbly stuff, unlimited supplies of Swiss Chocolate and a dozen red roses pinned to a picture of Johnny Depp......(plus a written testimonial from the Shrewsbury Ladies Rugby Team lol )

Gets in car... I know the way to Shrewsbury anyway!!
oh yeah... ummmmm ...... PING (I think)
WILMAAAA !!!!!!!!! Why did you start this???
PONG!
Pong.....
Must be the eggs I had for lunch confused
Venus

PING
I've come over all shy.
Don`t let lil ol me intimidate you :smoke: biggrin
Pong
PROLONG
....oops, little accident with the 'delay spray' there...
i can smell those eggs now venus. what a
PONG
Crunch......oops sorry stepped on it.
Anyone got another?
God you lot must be bored.....keep on swinging, pinging and ponging lol
I love it when a thread comes together!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I know it's not tennis but anyone got some strawberries??
KABOOM !!!
SHIT ! Kids have been shoving contact explosives into the balls again.
oooh look, here comes Cliff
:karaoke:
Were swinging in the rain
Just pinging in the rain
What a glorious feeling
We are in the cafe again!