Hiya everyone my names mark and im from birmingham west midlands..

Well what can i tell you about myself hmm..Tell you what if you would like to check out my profile yr very welcome to,i think most stuff ul want to know about me will be in there and if it isnt,feel free to send me a message with any questions you may have :)

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Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.

The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home and

walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks.”

The second said, “You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don’t even have insurance!”

The third proclaimed, “Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!”

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, “Listen girls, I don’t think you understand. Chunks is my dog !”

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Ok theres the ice broke :) my profile will let u know who i am ..um sorta.

Hope to chat with u all soon :p

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and then markus drops the mic eminem/sexual chocolate style and walks off.