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20 Dec 2009

I have asked santa for his list of all the naughty ladies..........:mrgreen:

17 Dec 2009

Quote by woohoo

blimey you grown 5 inches.......:boxing:

Yep................
I stole some of your ego lol

lol

Dam.................I am only 7 foot now...........:kick:

16 Dec 2009

Quote by woohoo
A hope to feck size doesn't matter cos I'm only Five Foot Five :sad:
But Thankfully That is still waaaaaayy taller than Tan

blimey you grown 5 inches.......:boxing:

16 Dec 2009

I could help..........but you wouldn't listen would you.......:mrgreen:

16 Dec 2009

penis size only matters when buying a car....................:small-print:

15 Dec 2009

How's your team doing......:kick:

15 Dec 2009

Quote by Witchy
I got a load of concrete right down to the last (hand) shovel load once. :smile:

Where did you say your ex went.........:boxing:

15 Dec 2009

I've never got anything to say......... rolleyes

rolleyes

13 Dec 2009

Oh a men V women thread...................
women will always be right
As long as they have the power of the foofoo..............:boxing:

13 Dec 2009

silly people on the internet make me happy................. rolleyes

rolleyes

12 Dec 2009

still not making laptops for girls then............... rolleyes

rolleyes

12 Dec 2009

people who take life too seriously................. rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Dec 2009

Quote by Witchy
what about volvoman.............

Nice Ikea. :roll:
your morphing into me.............
oh on second thought I am not submissive.................... duel

duel

Or funny. :roll:
two peas in a pod.................:kick:

10 Dec 2009

I don't know why they bother
they've never solved anything................... rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Dec 2009

Quote by Witchy
what about volvoman.............

Nice Ikea. :roll:
your morphing into me.............
oh on second thought I am not submissive.................... duel

duel

10 Dec 2009

what about volvoman............. rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Dec 2009

are you a chef...........:taz:

8 Dec 2009

what if you want 2 cups full..................... rolleyes

rolleyes

7 Dec 2009

I'm mostly straight.....
Unless I drop something......:mrgreen:

7 Dec 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
where was it?
lp

London..................... rolleyes

rolleyes

6 Dec 2009

Quote by new30scpl
try
what a terrible night
we met no nice people
didnt have a drink all night

was you with Dean......................:mrgreen:

6 Dec 2009

I play football in public......does that count...... blink

blink

6 Dec 2009

stop reading this you stupid program................ duel

duel

6 Dec 2009

My daughter is 14 and she goes on facebook and I don't know what she gets up to but I trust her to make the right decisions in life. If we give our children you right tools they can do the rightjob..........as me mum used to say....... lol

lol

6 Dec 2009

thanks for organising a great munch......... blink

blink

4 Dec 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
I'd move up north and buy some pigeons.........:doh:

Why don't we have any down south then? loon

loon

lol

you obviously don't.............your always on here................:boxing:

4 Dec 2009

who's going to do top gear now.......................... blink

blink

4 Dec 2009

has she gone yet.................. rolleyes

rolleyes

4 Dec 2009

nothing worse than a box that doesn't work................:karaoke:

4 Dec 2009

It depends on weather your on broadband or dial up.................:karaoke: