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Quote by corrie2010
I comment on exactly what I mean to comment on...............rolleyes

Oi where you been ............ I have been waiting a whole week to say that and roll my eyes :roll:
Some wait a lifetime.....................:roll:
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Quote by varca
I comment on exactly what I mean to comment on...............rolleyes

We want you don't we? :roll:
:giggle:
some get lucky some don't..............:mrgreen:
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Quote by brucie
im married to jesus.
he doesnt know im here... shhhh!

fetch.................:mrgreen:
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I comment on exactly what I mean to comment on...............rolleyes
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I usually give tips.........but they never win............:mrgreen:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
meaty .........the flop.................ha ha ha ...............rolleyes

Are you the new Russel Brand? :roll:
Did that sound funny in your head.........:boxing:
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Quote by karrob
And I'm not leading the forum posts - I think that's Dawnie!
wow were even more impressed over 20600 posts now that is some going lol, but ya a close second eh lol.

women always have lots to say.................rolleyes
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meaty .........the flop.................ha ha ha ...............rolleyes
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Sorry I can't take the reincarnation of my dead dog seriously.........rolleyes
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Speed Swinging?
Isn't that when you PM every single woman in a 20 mile radius with a 'wanna shag?' message and see who says yes? :mrgreen: bolt

Do you have much luck with this tactic then.....rolleyes
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Hi Suze
I am shocked to hear the sad news about Bart he really was one of the good guys and don't worry yourself over what is the right thing to do, you deal with your grief as you see fit and if that means coming on here often then so be it. I know right now its farthest from your thoughts but don't be afraid to smile when you remember the good times.
Markz xxx
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People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
So I am going to try hard not to be.................:mrgreen:
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its a complicated business this sex thing isn't it.................rolleyes
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Quote by Witchy
What's a handbag? dunno

Its what women have.............:mrgreen:
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Quote by Meeko
With the Mrs I tend to roll over tell her to leave the money by the side of the bed

you still getting pocket money then...................:mrgreen:
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xmas eve I'm usually experiencing several WTF's per minute.........rotflmao
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I had a dog called Bruce once.....
he died.....................:angel:
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Quote by frogster
All those years ago..... when CB Radio (AM) was about..... it was my call sign! Oh and I always post in Green coz all frogs do !! wink

Are you French.............. lol
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Quote by Firelizard
I'm a crap dancer and just lately I'm crap in bed too :sad:

You just need the right kind of motivation........
love
Mr motivator...............:mrgreen:
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Quote by Witchy
I didn't. It, and a password were chosen for me. I can think of a whole lot of superlatives which would have been more fitting. rolleyes
:kick:

yeah so could I......:roll:
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