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Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date..................... :roll:
Does Markz, get alerts when his name is mentioned on here? :roll:
Who said that............ :mrgreen:

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27 Oct 2009

Quote by Dlep
it has to be southern irish for hearing a good looking girl speak in that accent gets me going
:rascal:

I can relate to that - there's a lady at work who's Irish and I get wobbly legs every time she speaks redface

you've got wobbly legs anyway........ rolleyes

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27 Oct 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Kings...Flower,R_orbit,markz,...(bear as he is Bambie's bit of stuff),

Surely you have him on the wrong list, he's born to be the village idiot wherever he is rolleyes

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Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date..................... :roll:
Don't type so much, you'll wear out your wanking hand :roll:
its ok I perfected a foot method........... :mrgreen:

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27 Oct 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Kings...Flower,R_orbit,markz,...(bear as he is Bambie's bit of stuff),

Surely you have him on the wrong list, he's born to be the village idiot wherever he is rolleyes

:mrgreen:
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date..................... :roll:

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27 Oct 2009

Maybe they don't like you............. :shock:

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27 Oct 2009

When you say instrument.....what exactly do you mean.............. rolleyes

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27 Oct 2009

Quote by Max777
Just been watching the 40 ton humpback wales fighting for a shag.....and we single men thought we had it tough! :shock:

Strange fetish......... rolleyes

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25 Oct 2009

where do I start........... :mrgreen:

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24 Oct 2009

Quote by Mr-Powers
Masturbate!

On ya own again? wink

Nope...the wife and i have competitions!
Wanker........... :mrgreen:

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22 Oct 2009

Quote by Sandybeach1
very funny
unless you get a smelly one.............

if its smelly i`m not sure it came from the fanny tbh confused

I was 2mm from the foofoo....trust me it I felt the breeze.................... :roll:

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22 Oct 2009

depends on how much kebab is available...... rolleyes

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22 Oct 2009

very funny
unless you get a smelly one............. rolleyes

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20 Oct 2009

I have to see the cam before I make my mind up.................. biggrin

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19 Oct 2009

have you tried marigolds......... biggrin

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18 Oct 2009

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Would hate to be a bloke - couldn't fit my head that far up my own ass

practice makes perfect............. rolleyes

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18 Oct 2009

I would like to be a woman.......
I could do with a rest............. rolleyes

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15 Oct 2009

I thought this was a thread about setting fire to your farts................. biggrin

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14 Oct 2009

Quote by Dawnie
that works for me. i dont fancy doing any work today.

you'd make a good mod............... biggrin

But you wouldn't rolleyes

I don't do moderation........... :roll:

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14 Oct 2009

thanks for letting us know.............. rolleyes

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14 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
that works for me. i dont fancy doing any work today.

you'd make a good mod............... biggrin

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11 Oct 2009

Quote by BIoke
I'm not that sensitive and/or always the most subtle of people I guess to don't see these things in the same way as some others
:P

For a minute thenI thought we were related
but then I have no gorillas in my family....... :mrgreen:

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11 Oct 2009

Quote by Mr-cream123
ok i no i'm 25 mins early.....but come midnight we are gonna be in bed .....i want to take this opportunity to wish the love of my life ....the person that keeps me going....my rock ......a very very very happy birthday..... c without you i am nothing .....have a fantastic day babes ...love you loads :kiss: :kiss:

with her your nothing............ biggrin

Happy birthday mrs cream........ :inlove:

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